Jonathan Martin Says He Whomped A Shoplifter At The Versace Store

The picture above was tweeted out last night by 49ers offensive lineman Jonathan Martin, and it depicts the apparent aftermath of Martin putting the hurt on some dude who was trying to steal from a Versace store. » 1/09/15 10:14am 1/09/15 10:14am

Syracuse Sophomore Accused Of Stealing, Is Awfully Good At It

On Friday, The Post-Standard reported that Syracuse sophomore guard Michael Carter-Williams was accused of stealing $120 worth of merchandise from Lord & Taylor after reports emerged about an "incident" earlier in the week. » 12/16/12 2:45pm 12/16/12 2:45pm

This Is What You'll Look Like If You Refuse To Let Go Of A Police…

Add Frank Slowik's face to the list of tonight's remarkable shoplifting-involved mugshots. The Chicago Sun-Times says that Johnny Law "found about $1,000 worth of stolen seafood and meat" in Frankie's car, but it's the run-up to the meat discovery that's important. To wit: » 12/20/11 11:10pm 12/20/11 11:10pm

There's Something Truly Special About One Of These Shoplifters's…

Korin Vanhouten and Eldon Alexander — you decide which is which — totally got charged with stealing makeup, energy bars and batteries from a Utah supermarket the other day. What, no lotion basket? » 12/20/11 10:30pm 12/20/11 10:30pm

Ex-Seton Hall Coach Arrested For Shoplifting A Murse

Much-maligned Bobby Gonzalez was nabbed at the Short Hills Mall after walking out of the Ralph Lauren store with a $1400 "men's satchel." He's expected to plead "I didn't want anyone to know I was buying one." [Star-Ledger] » 7/06/10 5:20pm 7/06/10 5:20pm