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    Whores Are Coming To Dallas

    The First Sideline Reporter: "All Of This Was Just Nonsense"

    This Here's What You Call A "Danwich"

    A Sad, Base, Disgusting Poll, And We, Frankly, Are Ashamed Of You

    The Bear Had No Use For Sideline Reporters
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    Is that sideline bloopers link being sponsored by McAfee? I think my computer is going to need the H1N1 vaccine to recover from that. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    Keep in mind that some of the less comely lasses have never surrendered their amateur status, so you can usually get them in exchange for a Double Whopper Meal Deal. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Bucket O' Hatorade Bucket O' Hatorade
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    You'll be missed Holliday.Don't let the door hit you on the ass on the way out!

    #sarcasm #watercoolerfodder
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    norbizness promoted this comment Bucket O' Hatorade was starred Bucket O' Hatorade was unstarred
    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11/06/09

    @Bucket O' Hatorade: It's like that Platters song Towels Get Your Eyes. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of ripsh ripsh
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    You need to take that picture down. Those are nice girls and do not need to be associated with a headline about whores, despite your disclaimer.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    "Slovenia is apparently a wholly separate country from Slovakia."


    Yet they all pale in comparison to the might of Latveria!!! #watercoolerfodder
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    Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    Your clear number one involves double penetration

    After double penetration, it'll probably involve number two. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/06/09

    In reply to Whores Are Coming To Dallas
    "Are youse girls the hookahs?" #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/28/09

    In reply to The First Sideline Reporter: "All Of This Was Just Nonsense"
    You're a good lookin' man. Very pretty. Real soft, delicate features. They're real feminine, you know, which is good for me, because that would be a simple sort of transition. You know what I'm saying? Maybe throw a little rouge on you, tuck your sac back?"
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/28/09

    In reply to The First Sideline Reporter: "All Of This Was Just Nonsense"
    Larry Merchant thinks this was a well-written, insightful and informative summary of 'Shoeless' Mike Frazier's victory at the Battle of Hastings.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/28/09

    @Steve U: +1. Save this and use it again during the next Joe Morgan post.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/28/09

    In reply to The First Sideline Reporter: "All Of This Was Just Nonsense"
    Remember when Jim beat up his girlfriend a couple years ago? Maybe Keith Jackson hated Jim because he is a woman-beating bottom feeder.
     Reply
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    07/28/09

    In reply to The First Sideline Reporter: "All Of This Was Just Nonsense"
    It was then that Lampley decided to change his name and gender and start telling crass, unfunny jokes about blowing black guys.
     Reply
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    Image of Rob Iracane Rob Iracane
    07/28/09

    In reply to The First Sideline Reporter: "All Of This Was Just Nonsense"
    I've got 147 channels to choose from

    Which channel has furries porn, Jim?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/28/09

    In reply to The First Sideline Reporter: "All Of This Was Just Nonsense"
    I swear to Christ if they take my Craig Sager away from me, I'll burn the fucking internet to the ground.
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    Image of UTC UTC
    07/28/09

    In reply to The First Sideline Reporter: "All Of This Was Just Nonsense"
    "This is Jim Lampley, coming to you live from Sears Portrait Studio"
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/28/09

    In reply to The First Sideline Reporter: "All Of This Was Just Nonsense"
    I've got 147 channels to choose from

    Lampley also has the obligatory Hendrix perm and the inevitable pinhole burns, courtesy of Larry Merchant's acidic spittle.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/28/09

    @ScientificMapp: When he's a good dog, Lennox Lewis sometimes throws him a boney.
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    Steve U was starred Steve U was unstarred
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