@George Brett's Butler: Nice. There was an ad on the local Craigslist awhile back. It's gone now, but they were looking for a college student to sleep with this man's wife. She was very attractive and they seemed to be pretty loaded. I almost wish I had jumped on it. Once a week, get freaky, no strings attached, cougar. I was legit afraid that:
A.) The husband was going to stuff me in a wood chipper
B.) She had HIV
c.) I would find a girl I really liked and have to explain this to her
@Craig Eshericks Mustache: I always love a good rip on Philly. Though I love the sports teams, the people here are straight up assholes. I try to be the opposite.
Yeah, I'm drunk, so this is the time to express my true colors.
I hate attention on the spins. If I get some, I panic. Sometimes I wish I could post under an assumed name, just be a nobody. CPSL obviously does not express the sentiment. He needs the attention, and that is sad.
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I've been looking for them and I haven't been siena lot either.
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/Lutz'd
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...or DID HE?
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KATNI: I'm sorry! I must sleep.
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A.) The husband was going to stuff me in a wood chipper
B.) She had HIV
c.) I would find a girl I really liked and have to explain this to her
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How the fuck did they find me?!?!? My twit name is Tempest Moonshine. This is a true mystery.
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I hate attention on the spins. If I get some, I panic. Sometimes I wish I could post under an assumed name, just be a nobody. CPSL obviously does not express the sentiment. He needs the attention, and that is sad.
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