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    It Appears Buxom Tennis Player Has Officially De-Racked Herself

    June: Fin.

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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    07/01/09

    In reply to It Appears Buxom Tennis Player Has Officially De-Racked Herself
    In the night
    I hear them talk
    The coldest story ever told
    Somewhere far along this road
    she lost to her soul
    she's a woman that's knockerless....
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    07/01/09

    In reply to It Appears Buxom Tennis Player Has Officially De-Racked Herself
    Now the Romanians can get back to more important things, like collecting firewood, and wild berries.
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    07/01/09

    In reply to It Appears Buxom Tennis Player Has Officially De-Racked Herself
    What, did she get some other work done while she was in there?*


    *seriously, if that's her in the photo, she looks much hotter now.

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    Image of The Gizmo from Pismo The Gizmo from Pismo
    07/01/09

    @Juancho: Might just be that without the boobs to distract you, you actually took time to appreciate the rest of her.


    Something that I certainly will not do.

    /shakes fist at sky

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    07/01/09

    @The Gizmo from Pismo: I can't believe I'm admitting this here, but I'm more of an ass/leg man.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/01/09

    In reply to It Appears Buxom Tennis Player Has Officially De-Racked Herself
    Sad news.


    /pours out bottle of breast milk in memory of her big boobs

     Reply
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/01/09

    In reply to It Appears Buxom Tennis Player Has Officially De-Racked Herself
    Finally, she can achieve her lifelong dream of being less famous.
     Reply
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    Image of TimCouchFanatic TimCouchFanatic
    07/01/09

    In reply to It Appears Buxom Tennis Player Has Officially De-Racked Herself
    What a deflating start to the day.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    07/01/09

    @TimCouchFanatic: So we've been reduced to puns already?
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    Image of Christmas Ape Christmas Ape
    07/01/09

    In reply to It Appears Buxom Tennis Player Has Officially De-Racked Herself
    Something tells me you can retire that Simona Halep tag now.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/01/09

    @Christmas Ape: Not so fast. I heard a rumor that she might be the next Snorg girl.
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    07/01/09

    @Christmas Ape: Let's hope the "knockers" tag doesn't get retired
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    Image of Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies
    07/01/09

    In reply to It Appears Buxom Tennis Player Has Officially De-Racked Herself
    Please be the first and last post tagged with Knockerless on Deadspin. I don't know if we can take anymore.
     Reply
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    07/01/09

    In reply to It Appears Buxom Tennis Player Has Officially De-Racked Herself
    It's been a tough week for celebrity boobs. First Mark Sanford and now this. We'll survive somehow.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    06/30/09

    In reply to June: Fin.
    So, if I am understanding this correctly, the top 10 posts on Deadspin in June were all about boobs?
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    Image of Jen P Jen P
    06/30/09

    @Weed Against Speed: So things really haven't changed around here ...
     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/30/09

    In reply to June: Fin.
    Can we have a West Coast Deadspin Pants Party at the LA premiere of "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell"?
     Reply
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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    06/30/09

    In reply to June: Fin.
    Most of them disappear quickly.
    Just like Deadspin Benterns that lie about starting with No. 10.
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    06/30/09

    In reply to June: Fin.
    Tucker Max and an unnamed ESPN columnist walk into a bar... no, there's no punch line.


    I'm guessing there were plenty of slaps though....

     Reply
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    06/30/09

    In reply to June: Fin.
    Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars, Deadspin.
     Reply
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    Image of Jen P Jen P
    06/30/09

    In reply to June: Fin.
    Starting with No. 10? But the first one says No. 1. I've been gone awhile--is this new Deadspin math?
     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/30/09

    @Jen P: They wanted to see what it would be like to have Artie Lange and "10" in close proximity.
     Reply
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    Image of Joke_Killa Joke_Killa
    06/30/09

    @Jen P:


    the secret to keeping your star has been revealed?

     Reply
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/30/09

    @Jen P: where have you...run you stupid fucking dinosaur...been?
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    Image of J-No J-No
    06/30/09

    @Joke_Killa: Oh and she rocks. So there is that.
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    J-No was starred J-No was unstarred
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