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    Martin St. Louis Stars In "A Close Shave"
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    12/15/08

    In reply to Martin St. Louis Stars In "A Close Shave"
    "The skate clipped him in the forehead opening up a gash that required eight stitches"


    I remember when the 2006 NFL season opened up a gash in Shaun Alexander.

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    Image of Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies
    12/15/08

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    Martin St. Louis Stars In "A Close Shave"


    /wallace and gromit'd?

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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    12/15/08

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    "A Close Shave"


    I saw a porno by the same title

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    12/15/08

    In reply to Martin St. Louis Stars In "A Close Shave"
    By the way, it's surprisingly difficult to find footage


    You're suprised that you can't find NHL footage?

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/15/08

    In reply to Martin St. Louis Stars In "A Close Shave"
    Ahh, yes, "skate to the face" - the sinister little brother of "football to the groin" and "fastball in the pants"
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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    12/15/08

    In reply to Martin St. Louis Stars In "A Close Shave"
    Not seen: Don Cherry calling Marty a pinko-commie-pussy for missing a shift.
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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    12/15/08

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    I'm sorry, but if nobody gets paralyzed, then I'm not interested.
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    12/15/08

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    Little People, Big Blade
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    12/15/08

    In reply to Martin St. Louis Stars In "A Close Shave"
    ...although I suppose that's preferable to some of the other possible outcomes, like blindness or decapitation.


    Clint Malarchuk can probably think of another possible outcome...

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