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Behind The Scenes Of ESPN First Take ... Goin' Deep!
Our nation's educational system is in serious peril. How do we know? ESPN First Take's Jay Crawford is now showing up to massage our youth's tender young brains. More »
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September 11: Perspectives From Bayless, Mariotti And Paige
It's the six-year anniversary of September 11 today, and we're not gonna make a huge thing about it, because everyone should grieve / remember in their own personal way. To commemorate the occasion, though, we thought it might be fun to step in the way back machine and see how three of our great political minds reacted to the situation in print at the time: Woody Paige, Jay Mariotti and Skip Bayless. Come with us. More »Skip Bayless Would Absolutely Tap That
Because "ESPN First Take" is a revolutionary step in the world of sports programming, Skip Bayless and whoever the other person forced to sit across from him was were discussing who should win ... the ESPYs. (Television at its finest!) Anyway, Bayless did little but drool over Arizona softball star Taryne Mowatt. Learning that Skip Bayless has sexual urges is terrifying, and caused the Futon Report to come up with this face-melting PhotoShop that we share with you, because, well, we don't want you to sleep tonight either.
Skip Bayless, Stop Talking About Taryne Mowatt Like That [The Futon Report]
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ESPN Tries To Find Someone Who Can Match Skip Bayless' Intelligence
So you know how "Cold Pizza" is changing its name to "ESPN First Take" and moving from New York City to Bristol next month? You didn't know this? What's that you say? You don't care at all? Yeah. We can probably understand where you're coming from there. More »
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Cultural Oddsmaker: Who'll Be The Least Popular During ESPN The Weekend?
AJ Daulerio's Cultural Oddsmaker runs every Friday. Email him and let him know what you think. More »
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I Smell A Buddy Cop Movie
There are certain sentences that you just never imagined yourself typing, and here's one of them. Yesterday on Cold Pizza, Michael Clarke Duncan accused Skip Bayless of "putting him on front street." More »
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Don't Forget That Skip's Leaving Too!
As the Daily Quickie goes to that big Internet scrap heap in the sky, we remind you that a truly joyous occasion is also happening this week: Skip Bayless is leaving Page 2 for good. More »It's The End Of A Cranky, Twerpy Era At Page 2
It appears that Dan Shanoff isn't the only Page 2 writer leaving this week. And though you may or may not think Shanoff's departure is a good thing, we're pretty sure you will be happy about this one.
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Clipping Coupons At "Cold Pizza"
We know we pick on "Cold Pizza" a little more than we should around here; it's kind of an easy target sometimes, and besides, since we're here by ourselves all day, it's the only thing on. It's not as bad a show as, say, "Quite Frankly" or "Teammates," which is not to say it will ever be confused with anything good. More »
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If Skip Bayless Covered The Crucifixion
What kind of columns would Skip Bayless write if he had been covering world events throughout history? Lord knows, we'd never thought to ask that question, but fortunately, someone has. And it's a riot. Some highlights: More »We Have To Ask ...
Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...• 11 a.m. NBA with Marc Stein: We can't help it — we wait for an NBA player to get injured just so we can hear you say "plantar fasciitis." Hee hee.
• 2 p.m. Scouts Inc.'s Todd McShay: Pitchers and catchers have already reported, we don't want to talk about the Senior Bowl. Beat it!
• 3:30 p.m. Cold Pizza's Skip Bayless: If your career were a Winter Olympic sport, we're pretty sure it would be curling.
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It's Not Just Seattle That Hates The Refs
A lot of what we've pointed out to you this morning has implied that the only people frustrated by the repeatedly terrible calls in last night's Super Bowl were angry Seahawks fans. We want to make clear that's hardly the case. More »We Have To Ask ...
Suggested questions for today's ESPN SportsNation chatters ...• 11 a.m. MLB with Jerry Crasnick: Cuba should be allowed in the World Baseball Classic, because I would really like to see Castro be annoyed by a costumed mascot.
Live From the Super Bowl:
• 2 p.m. The Football Scientist KC Joyner: Can you measure my bewilderment at a site that uses "football" and "scientist" in the same sentence?
• 4 p.m. "Cold Pizza"'s Skip Bayless: Oh yes, your parents once had dreams. "Senator" Bayless. "Dr." Bayless. "Professor" Bayless. And what did you give them? "Cold Pizza's" Skip Bayless. Sad really. So very sad.
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Why Your Hometown Columnist Sucks: Skip Bayless
We've been doing this feature for a while now, but this is the first time we've dressed in a tux to write it. Featuring Skip Bayless on Why Your Hometown Columnist Sucks is like having a play open on Broadway. Which play? Springtime For Hitler comes to mind — a subject so rancid, it can't help but bomb. And yet people flock to see it. You are repulsed, yet you cannot look away; like Nazis in a chorus line, or the New York Jets. More »Give Us Your Best Skip Bayless Stories
We've received a lot of feedback about our selection of The Boston Globe's Bob Ryan as today's bad hometown columnist, which can be broken down into the following percentages:
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