Sean Avery To Enjoy Nice Six-Game Vacation

In case you hadn't heard, Sean Avery's suspension has been downgraded from "forever" to six games—including two already served—meaning Elisha Cuthbert's honor should be safe for the next two weeks or so. More hilarious than the fact that a hockey player has been suspended for dirty talk is that he now has to seek… » 12/05/08 1:30pm 12/05/08 1:30pm