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Bring Me The Dang TradesWhere are the friggin’ trades? That is what the hell I want to know. Show me the trades....

Here Is Some Very Important News About Dick VitaleI'd drop a "Slow news day?!?" burn here, but I'm willing to bet that every day is a slow news day for the Lakewood Ranch Herald....

Filly To Steal Derby Winning JockeyFor the first time in Triple Crown history, the jockey who won the Kentucky Derby may be riding a different horse in the Preakness....

Let's Laugh At The Dancing Red Sox Fans

Just to pile on ... some douchey Red Sox fans....