Bartolo Colon-O-Meter: The Annihilation Of The Self Into A Greater…

Veteran pitcher Bartolo Colon resumed his philosophical explorations yesterday afternoon, facing the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim. Angels! Emissaries of the divine! But Colon met the Halos with yet another stolid performance: 6.0 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 3 K. One more no-decision, in one more eventual Yankees victory. It's… » 8/12/11 4:57pm 8/12/11 4:57pm

Bartolo Colon-O-Meter: Hard Work Is Rewarded

Bartolo Colon, the Yankees' veteran pitcher and repository of ultimate philosophical truths, battled once more against entropy and meaninglessness on Saturday. Also against the Baltimore Orioles. A hit batsman and an error behind him put Colon on the ropes in the first inning, but he struck out Mark Reynolds with the… » 8/01/11 12:06pm 8/01/11 12:06pm