Keith Hernandez Is Threatening To Shave Off His Mustache

Mets treasure Keith Hernandez tells The New York Times's Richard Sandomir that he might just shave his mustache before the final game of the 2012 season. Hernandez's old Just For Men endorsement deal required that his mustache never go gray, but that contract lapsed earlier this year—"They said our ads were stale,"… » 9/04/12 5:40pm 9/04/12 5:40pm

Does Our Mystery Mets Dong Belong To Ike Davis?

Last night we showed you a sneak peak inside the Mets locker room provided by SNY. Today, an industrious reddit user has taken several context clues and mashed them together with a few inferences and a dash of "sure, I measured the length between my penis and the floor" to come to the conclusion that Ike Davis was the… » 6/02/12 8:51pm 6/02/12 8:51pm

Which Mets Player's Dong Did SNY Broadcast After Santana's No-Hitter?…

SNY went justifiably nuts after Johan Santana pitched the Mets' first no-hitter, and the team's flagship network took advantage of the occasion to interview various Mets players about the feat. So here's a clip of their interview with pitcher R.A. Dickey, during which an unidentified dong emerges around the time… » 6/01/12 11:42pm 6/01/12 11:42pm

SNY Is Now Trolling Its Own Audience

It's bad enough that the Giants swept the Mets in yesterday's twin bill (starring Jason Bay!). The injury came with insult, though, in the form of this fullscreen outlining exactly how successful Mets pitchers have become once they've elevated themselves to ex-Met status (the most recent, of course, being Philip… » 4/24/12 9:00am 4/24/12 9:00am