Rec League Softball Player Writes Inspirational Poem For His Team

Here's a rec league email that is a departure from the overwrought screeds we are accustomed to receiving. This softball player decided to send his teammates a motivational email the morning after a tough loss, but instead of chiding them for their lack of hustle or giving a strategic dissertation, he went ahead and… » 7/03/13 12:30pm 7/03/13 12:30pm

Here's How You Score On A Bunt With The Bases Empty

Softball's been eliminated from the Olympics (mostly because the U.S. is too good at it) which makes the World Cup Of Softball the sport's premier international event. Last night's 3-0 championship win over Australia continued to prove American dominance in softball, and no play demonstrates it more than Michelle… » 7/03/12 10:45am 7/03/12 10:45am

“At Least I Am Not Raising A Pussy Rugby Player”: Rec League Softball…

We love us some overwrought rec league emails. Today's comes from a Wednesday night non-competitive softball league in the suburbs of an unnamed American city. One player member informed his teammates last night via email that he won't be able to make tonight's games because of an injury suffered yesterday: » 6/13/12 2:45pm 6/13/12 2:45pm

Man Gets Wasted At Company Softball Game, Emails Company To Brag About …

If you're at a corporate softball outing with alcohol, it's best not to get totally smashed in front of all your co-workers, especially if you have work the next day. If you get totally smashed and have work the next day, it's best to call it a night. If you don't call it a night, it's best to avoid doing anything… » 6/05/11 2:00pm 6/05/11 2:00pm

Real Estate Broker By Day Is Jerkoff Softball Coach By Night

As summer comes on, co-ed rec leagues across the country are forced to deal with power-hungry coaches who've memorized the inspirational speeches from Miracle and Any Given Sunday. Today's coach has a novel form of encouragement: enforcing a fine for any outs made. Our forwarder notes that this is "an extremely casual… » 5/26/11 3:33pm 5/26/11 3:33pm

Narcs Decline Opportunity To Play Softball Against Druggies In…

There's something called the Congressional Softball League in D.C. Among the teams in that league is one representing the Office of National Drug Control Policy. They go by the name Czardinals. Well, there's another team comprised of people from drug-policy reform organizations who "support ending the 'war on drugs.'"… » 5/25/11 10:00pm 5/25/11 10:00pm

Intense Man Sends Email Apology To Rec Softball Team, Girlfriend For…

Although it isn't kickball and isn't bitchy in the least bit, this next overwrought email is a beauty. This one hails from the Rocky Mountains, where one 35-year-old man part-time subbed in for his his girlfriend's intramural softball team. He always took the games more seriously than most but after one-too-many… » 4/07/11 4:00pm 4/07/11 4:00pm