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    A Farewell To America's Softball Failures

    There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple

    Ma'am, Your Foot Appears To Be Dying

    A Broken Thumb, Another Black Eye, And Our First Wiffle Ball Failure

    Pretty Girls Make Easy Targets

    This Episode Is Guaranteed To Gross You Out

    Black Eyes, Skinned Knees, And A Pitiful Excuse For A Man

    Balls, Faces, Etc.

    How A Softball Almost Killed This Man's Foot

    Keep Your Head In The Game At All Times, Even When It's Split Open
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    07/13/09

    In reply to A Farewell To America's Softball Failures
    You're killing off this feature two days after I found out that I'm in the lineup for my girlfriend's family softball game in a few weeks. I hope to get out of the game with nothing worse than a few aches, but I fear that I'll hit a line drive off someone's head or catch the ball with my face.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    07/13/09

    In reply to A Farewell To America's Softball Failures
    This is why I shy away from intramural sports. Also, it's whole lot easier to record the size, weight and consistency of my bowel movements from home.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/13/09

    In reply to A Farewell To America's Softball Failures
    No more Softball Failures?? I haven't been this disappointed since Dirty Sexy Money was cancelled!
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    07/13/09

    In reply to A Farewell To America's Softball Failures
    Kudos to No. 4 for managing to be injured in the shape of HAL 9000.
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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    07/13/09

    @Steve U: Whereas # 8 does a good Private Pyle impersonation
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/13/09

    In reply to A Farewell To America's Softball Failures
    I did not need a gallery of what Deadspin commenters look like on Monday mornings.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/13/09

    In reply to A Farewell To America's Softball Failures
    Oh good, I can send it off with the traditional "10 Puke Salute".
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/13/09

    In reply to A Farewell To America's Softball Failures
    Isn't picture #8 the villain from Halo?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    07/13/09

    In reply to A Farewell To America's Softball Failures
    I'm sorry, but picture 8 is NSFS; Not safe for sanity (or work as well)
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    Image of Milbury, Rolling the Dice Milbury, Rolling the Dice
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    I'll be honest, I really don't know the size of your average horseshoe.


    Am I alone?

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    Before I read the article I assumed the bottom picture was of Mike Utley's hand.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    Man I have to submit the picture of this bruise but I really need something in the picture for size comparisonke. Shit where did I put my horse shoe? Oh right it's on my desk next to the tape measure.


    /a horse shoe?
    //really?

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/25/09

    @Dany Heatley Speedwagon:


    comparisonke


    /really?

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    Softball Failures: Darwinism at play!
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    Little did he know though he received a 3rd degree hamstring as well


    I'm confused? The catch was so good he was given a hamstring? Also what do a 1st and 2nd degree hamstring look like?

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    When I see a picture of somebody with a horseshoe on their ass, I want them dressed as a Russian Empress.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/25/09

    In reply to There Are So Many Ways To Make Your Leg Turn Purple
    Every week I can scan this feature, looking for a bruise in the shape of Jesus, as a divine sign from on high that his return is imminent.


    Nothing yet.

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    Image of William Sapphire and Tonic William Sapphire and Tonic
    06/25/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Adjust your focal point to about three feet beyond the bruise.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    06/25/09

    @One Sack, Two Sack:


    Gasp! He is risen!


    /kneels

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