http://tags.deadspin.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/deadspin.com.png http://deadspin.com/tag/somepeopletakesomepeoplegettook http://deadspin.com/tag/somepeopletakesomepeoplegettook What to watch while looking over unfortunate headlines...

Movie: Air Force One, 6:30 p.m. [TNT] Not as good as Wife Force One.

Movie: The Apartment, 8 p.m. [TCM] If you don't like this movie, I hate you.

College Basketball: North Carolina at Duke, 9 p.m. [ESPN] As a Maryland alum, I'm rooting for a terrorist attack no really, a terrorist attack a fierce continuation of a lame storied rivalry.

Boxing: Oleg Maskaev vs. Samuel Peter for the WBC Heavyweight title, 9:30 p.m. [HBO]

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