What you missed while realizing that you can't go more than six months without seeing this video ...
• MLB: Mariners fire John McLaren, promise more housecleaning; won't be satisfied until Ichiro is left standing on field by himself.
• Beijing Olympics: Dwyane Wade to be named to U.S. Olympic basketball squad. Rejoice. »
What you missed while being reminded once again that you don't mess with the Zohan ...
• NBA: That's what you get for turning off the game in the third quarter. Celtics take 3-1 series lead over Lakers.
• Golf: You can all just eat Kevin Streelman's U.S. Open dust, suckers!
• NHL: All your Lester B. Pearson Award… »