Deadspin: something weekend this way comes

To Watch Tonight

Rick Chandler — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 17:15:13 EDT

What to watch while your monkey reads a Mexican newspaper ...
• College football: Hawaii at Boise State (8 p.m., ET) Visiting uniforms clash with blue field. [ESPN]
• Golf: LPGA, Kapalua Classic, second round, at Lahaina, Hawaii (8:30 p.m., ET). Suzann Pettersen, please sign the scorecoard in my heart. [Golf Channel]
• NBA: Milwaukee vs. Golden State, preseason, at Beijing (11:30 p.m., ET). Hey. look under the bleachers; isn't that one of Phelps' gold medals? [ESPN2]

To Watch Tonight

Rick Chandler — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 17:00:59 EDT

What to watch after e-mailing all your pirate friends ...
• College football: Baylor at Connecticut (8 p.m., ET). Ouch! Right in the Briles! [ESPN2]
• MLB: Minnesota at Tampa Bay (7 p.m., ET). Locking antlers for right to lead the American League herd. [ESPN]
• Golf: PGA Tour, Viking Classic, second round, at Madison, Miss., (8 p.m., ET, same day tape). When Marc Turnesa ruled the world ... [Golf Channel]

To Watch Tonight

Rick Chandler — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 16:45:50 EDT

What to watch after the court stenographer reads back the dog's testimony ...
• Kansas at South Florida (8 p.m., ET). Go Bulls! [ESPN2]
• MLB: Tampa Bay at New York Yankees (7 p.m., ET). We welcome our new filter-feeding overlords. [ESPN]
• Golf: Nationwide Tour, Albertsons Boise Open, second round (6:30 p.m., ET). Taped earlier, so please do not blurt out the results at work. [Golf Channel]

To Watch Tonight

Rick Chandler — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:00:42 EDT

What to watch after surviving the terrible Canadian meat probe (well, I suppose that's better than a giant zucchini probe) ...
• Basketball: Hall of Fame Enshrinement Ceremony, at Springfield, Mass. (7:30 p.m., ET). Patrick Ewing, Cathy Rush, Pat Riley, Hakeem Olajuwan, Dick Vitale and Adrian Dantley; the class will come to order. [ESPN]
• Boxing: Light middleweights, James Kirkland vs. Ricardo Cortes, at Bee Cave, Texas (10:30 p.m., ET). Rock the Bee Cave, Texas! [ESPN2]; lightweights, Antonio DeMarco vs. Jose Reyes; bantamweights, Yonnhy Perez vs. Tomas Rojas, at Las Vegas (11 p.m., ET) [Showtime]
• College football: Navy at Ball State (7 p.m., ET). The cardinal is the most fearsome of all the crimson, seed-eating birds. [ESPN]
• MLB: Arizona at Los Angeles Dodgers (10 p.m., ET). Make or break series for LA. If swept, all Manny hats half price. [ESPN]

To Watch Tonight

Rick Chandler — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:15:36 EDT

What to watch after you get home via the awesome power of beer ...
• Boxing: Champion Matt Godfrey vs. Emmanuel Nwodo, in Uncasville, Conn. (9 p.m., ET). Title Wave engulfs Mohegan Sun Arena. [ESPN2]
• College football: Temple at Army (7 p.m., ET) [ESPN Classic]; Southern Methodist at Rice (8 p.m., ET). Rice Stadium boils over tonight. [ESPN]
• Tennis: U.S. Open, men's second and women's third rounds, in New York (7 p.m., ET). Geico? Oh, I get it. I quit, but I get it. [USA]

About Last Night

Rick Chandler — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 08:30:00 EDT

What you missed while realizing that you can't go more than six months without seeing this video ...
• MLB: Mariners fire John McLaren, promise more housecleaning; won't be satisfied until Ichiro is left standing on field by himself.
• Beijing Olympics: Dwyane Wade to be named to U.S. Olympic basketball squad. Rejoice.
• MLB: Rays get Chicago's goat, sweep Cubs.

About Last Night

Rick Chandler — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 08:30:01 EDT

What you missed while being reminded once again that you don't mess with the Zohan ...
• NBA: That's what you get for turning off the game in the third quarter. Celtics take 3-1 series lead over Lakers.
• Golf: You can all just eat Kevin Streelman's U.S. Open dust, suckers!
• NHL: All your Lester B. Pearson Award questions have finally been answered.