The Worst American Sports Writing: Gene WojciechowskiTom Scocca8/14/09 11:30am25EditInvite manuallyPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkWriting. About sports. Sometimes it is so terrible it can make you cry, cry like a child who has learned his heroes have feet of clay. "Feet" meaning "buttocks" and "of clay" meaning "shot full of Dianabol." Here's Gene Wojciechowski.