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    Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    06/03/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    Hey DUAN,


    My new roommate moved in yesterday and today bought a French bulldog. I'm totally fine with this. Then he got a 12er of Rolling Rock and we watched the Penguins win and the Cubs lose (not good). All in all, it was a good day.


    What's up with you?

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/03/09

    @Cecil's Wielder: Is it a puppy? If so, have fun with that shit. Puppies are insane.


    Next time I get a dog, I think I'll adopt a 2 year old.

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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    06/03/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    Tom Hanks on Conan was hilarious. He is pretty damn funny. Jack Hanna was on Letterman and he seems to have gone round the bend.
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    Michael Dukakis was starred Michael Dukakis was unstarred
    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    06/03/09

    @Michael Dukakis: Hanks is always funny. Supposedly one of the few hosts that the old-school SNL writers ever actually liked. He used to stay up and write with them during the long sessions during show prep.
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    Image of MadmanMundt MadmanMundt
    06/03/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: Hanks on the recent Ferrell SNL was fucking hilarious.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/03/09

    @GoyToTheWorld: I'll definitely pile onto the Tom Hanks love. He's the real deal.
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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Ell Curry Ell Curry
    06/03/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    I'm signing up a soccer team for Intramurals tomorrow and have no team name in mind. Help me please, remaining commenters.
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    Ell Curry was starred Ell Curry was unstarred
    Image of Playoff_Beard Playoff_Beard
    06/03/09

    @Ell Curry: The best I've come across is "Off in the Woods" Even if you lose the other team will say "we beat off in the woods."
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/03/09

    @Ell Curry: "The Pansexual Spokesthings"
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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/03/09

    @Playoff_Beard: @GoyToTheWorld:


    My old indoor team was "Off in the woods", and our rival was "Off constantly"

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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/03/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    lol....here's the description for tonight's episode of "The Mentalist(!)"


    Jane loses his sight as the result of an explosion while investigating a financial adviser's murder, forcing him to rely on his other sense


    First of all, why is there a guy named Jane? Was his dad a big Jane's Addiction fan? I may actually watch just to see if he uses his sense of taste to solve a murder.

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    Image of Andy Hutchins Andy Hutchins
    06/03/09

    @Karlifornia: His last name is Jane. My family watches the show.

    Also, hi.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/03/09

    @Andy Hutchins: He's alive!! He's alive!!


    How be you?

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Playoff_Beard Playoff_Beard
    06/02/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    Evenin' DUAN. Is this place dead or just not updating?
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    Playoff_Beard was starred Playoff_Beard was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/02/09

    @Playoff_Beard: A little from column A, a little from column B.


    Welcome to the party. It's BYOB tonight, so stay the fuck out of my fridge.

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    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    06/03/09

    @Karlifornia: Bring your own bitch?
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    Image of Playoff_Beard Playoff_Beard
    06/03/09

    @Karlifornia: I've already got my beard, thats all I need.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/03/09

    @Michael Dukakis: No, I've got bitches here that you can choose from (Warning: May not be true)


    @StevePerryPsychOut: Yeah, I forget sometimes that people actually have to get up in the morning, and can't roll out of bed at sundown. Maybe I should be posting on Bloodcopy.

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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/03/09

    @Playoff_Beard: Then go ahead and stroke your beard. My grandpa told me as he was dying: "Never stroke another man's beard. A grown man should be able to stroke his own beard"


    His mind was pretty ravaged by Alzheimers at that point, but I think I got what he was saying.

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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/02/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    American Idol starts having auditions again in two weeks. Jesus. Why can't this show have an offseason?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    06/02/09

    @Karlifornia: Capitalism has no off-season.


    If it keeps making money, fuck it. Same reason Christmas starts after Halloween anymore and they made the NFL Network.

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    Image of Fatty_B Fatty_B
    06/02/09

    @Karlifornia:


    I don't care what they do. However, I would like my co-workers to stop talking about these people as if they are talented superstars, and that this is a music show. It is a TV Kareoke game show. Let them compete with original music and stop with all the silly posing and showboating.


    /steps down off of hippie soapbox

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    Image of MadmanMundt MadmanMundt
    06/02/09

    @Fatty_B: Godbless you. That show is awful.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/02/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: I knew there was a reason I was a communist sympathizer!
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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Fatty_B Fatty_B
    06/02/09

    @GoyToTheWorld:


    Good Lord, that frigging other new reality hunk of shit was on last night.
    Can't think of the name, didn't keep it on long. John Sally was in it. Sheesh.

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    Fatty_B was starred Fatty_B was unstarred
    Image of MadmanMundt MadmanMundt
    06/02/09

    @Fatty_B: I'm a celeb, get me outta here. My gf made me watch it and I said was the trashiest program I had ever seen.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/02/09

    @GoyToTheWorld: Couldn't pay me to watch. I read something on televisionwithoutpity that the douche from "The Hills" said something about the showing "devaluing his fame".


    What a maroon.

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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/02/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    Just wanted to mention that the Yankees have the best record in the AL.
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    Image of MadmanMundt MadmanMundt
    06/02/09

    @UpstateUnderdog: Does that mean an NL team is winning it all this year?
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    Image of Fatty_B Fatty_B
    06/02/09

    @UpstateUnderdog:


    Pitching and defense. Finally.
    Derek Jeter is well on his way to 3000 hits.


    Is he still over rated?

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    Fatty_B was starred Fatty_B was unstarred
    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/02/09

    @Fatty_B: Just imagine if Wang can get back to pitching like he did the past few seasons.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    06/02/09

    @Fatty_B: Yes
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    Artie Fufkin was starred Artie Fufkin was unstarred
    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    06/02/09

    @GoyToTheWorld: maybe, as long as LA isn't the NL team
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    Image of Michael Dukakis Michael Dukakis
    06/02/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    Any Indians fans here? I heard the Mets or other teams may make a deal for Carmona. What would it take?
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    Michael Dukakis was starred Michael Dukakis was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/02/09

    @Michael Dukakis: I think the Mets should have a pitching staff of nothing but closers. Have them all pitch one inning every game, with with a rotation that gives a day off to the 2 or 3 that aren't in the 9-inning "pitching lineup".


    What does everybody think?

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/02/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    I'll say it: I like Real Housewives of New Jersey. Mostly because I miss The Sopranos.
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    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of Lizabelle Lizabelle
    06/02/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: I am counting down the minutes until I can watch it when I get home. I want to make sweet love to my DVR.
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    Lizabelle was starred Lizabelle was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/02/09

    @Lizabelle: I won't spoil anything, but you do see a stocky, be-tattooed man pay for thousands of dollars worth of furniture in cash.
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    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of Lizabelle Lizabelle
    06/02/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Last week the skinny one with big dark hair and no forehead paid for soemthing 100K in furniture in cash.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    06/02/09

    @Lizabelle: and no forehead


    RIGHT?! Isn't that fucking weird?!

     Reply
    Clare was starred Clare was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/02/09

    @Clare: You're quite right. There's enough organized crime in that show to keep me interested. Of course, I can't tell the girlfriend that, or I wouldn't get boyfriend points for watching it.
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    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/02/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    I like how Osgood seemingly sold his soul to be the goalie for the Red Wings forever. They even got the supposed best goalie in his prime in Hasek, but eventually they were fated to go back to Osgood
     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Afino Afino
    06/02/09

    @Karlifornia:


    Hasek had his prime 5 years before he joined the Wings.

     Reply
    Afino was starred Afino was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/02/09

    @Afino: Yeah I guess you're right...Sorry, years of huffing PAM has damaged my memory.
     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/02/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    If I miss even one minute of Sports Soup because of this hockey game, I swear I'll kill you all!!
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    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of NovakAintNoJokovic NovakAintNoJokovic
    06/02/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    Chris Hanson's Axe - I am using Firefox. This takes all the fun out of DUAN.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/02/09

    @NovakAintNoJokovic: It's punishment for having excessive flat-top in your avatar.


    /loves Mully

     Reply
    Karlifornia was starred Karlifornia was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    06/02/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    Who was it last night that was saying "AJ only posts about chicks anymore?"


    Well, to paraphrase Bill Engvall's only positive contribution to humanity, heeere's your post.

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    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/02/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Dude, Bill Engvall?
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    06/02/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Since when did posting about chicks become a bad quality?
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    Len Bias Cocaine Surplus was starred Len Bias Cocaine Surplus was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    06/02/09

    @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: You didn't hear me complaining, that's for sure. I'm just trying to be helpful for those who were.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    06/02/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: If deadspin and fleshbot combined my life would be easier
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    Image of NovakAintNoJokovic NovakAintNoJokovic
    06/02/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    Anyone else having a problem where they can't respond to anyone? Mainly because the website doesn't think I'm logged in (even though I am), and so it bumps me up to the top of the page to log in, only there's no "log in" button?


    Is this part of the new commentariat removal policy?

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    NovakAintNoJokovic was starred NovakAintNoJokovic was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/02/09

    @NovakAintNoJokovic: Seems to be working for me.
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    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/02/09

    In reply to Big-Bosomed Tennis Player Urged By Larger-Bosomed Volleyball Player Not To Deflate
    Whats up DUAN? They still going at it over on The Rookie? Is it just me or did people think the comments on Dayspin today were really funny? Like when funny people are putting in the effort the results are funny?
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/02/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: It was one of the funniest days in a while. The ninjas did their job well.
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    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    06/02/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: OMG r U saying you LIKE this new format???? Are you a Comment Ninja?!?!
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    Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/02/09

    @Bobby_Big_Wheel: Agreed. I really thought before submitting. So if I get banned, I'll deserve it.
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    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/02/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Same, whoever complained to AJ was right, the site lost some of its crispness and there were a lot of overused and in-jokes.
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    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/02/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Ha! I don't have the pull to be a ninja.
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    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of Afino Afino
    06/02/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine:


    I'm hanging out at both places.


    I see no reason not to.

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    Afino was starred Afino was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/02/09

    @Afino: I totally agree. I go to DS to laugh about sports. If I want to be depressed I'll think about Syracuse hoops.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    06/02/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Until I'm convinced you aren't I'm hanging onto to this pitchfork.
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    Len Bias Cocaine Surplus was starred Len Bias Cocaine Surplus was unstarred
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