Motorin’: Your Highlight Reel Of The Most Night Ranger-Worthy Runs From…

Prompted by a discussion between Gawker's own Mobutu Sese Seko and Sports Illustrated college football writer Holly Anderson, we created this mp3 celebrating the best and only relevant moment of Night Ranger's musical career. We think it's worth using to highlight plays, so here's the best runs from this past weekend… » 9/24/12 6:00pm 9/24/12 6:00pm

The LeBron James Commercial Gets The South Park Treatment

Last night's South Park featured this spoof of LeBron James's recent commercial. It features BP CEO Tony Hayward intercut with other characters in the midst of existential crises. » 11/04/10 10:15am 11/04/10 10:15am

World Cup Open Thread: France-South Africa; Mexico-Uruguay

We have simultaneous games today. Can France get its shit together against the host nation? Can Mexico grab a point to move onto the next round? Toggle back and forth and comment below. » 6/22/10 10:00am 6/22/10 10:00am

South Africa Receives 42 Million Condoms For World Cup Orgy

Bracing for the influx of prostitutes and ESPN staffers this summer, Britain is doing its part to help prevent the spread of HIV in South Africa, which currently has 5.7 million people infected with the virus. [NYDN] » 3/10/10 1:40pm 3/10/10 1:40pm

Sports Illustrated South Africa Distances Itself From Hitlery Ad…

Remember that rather gauche Sports Illustrated South Africa fake-cover ad campaign? The one with Der Führer getting the ol' SI jinx dropped on his head? Well, the magazine now claims it didn't like the ads, either. » 6/01/09 10:00am 6/01/09 10:00am

College Football Roundup: Charlie Weis Is Broken

After a week of piddling interest, college football returned with a vengeance. Before I get rolling with 11 observations on the weekend that was, let me take this opportunity to get this before the jump. Our fearless editor is going to have a full-report from OSU-USC, but let's just say it now, can we start an online… » 9/15/08 11:30am 9/15/08 11:30am