Man, Is ESPN Gonna Be Surprised When Nobody Shows Up For GameDay

(That's Tillman Hall, on the campus of Clemson University, which is not the University of South Carolina and is not in Columbia.) » 9/25/14 12:01pm 9/25/14 12:01pm

Hit Nick Jones As Hard As You Want, He's Catching The Ball

The Georgia secondary has been pretty accommodating to South Carolina in the first half. Even on this play, when Quincy Mauger puts the screws to Nick Jones, he did so in a way that allowed the catch. » 9/13/14 6:49pm 9/13/14 6:49pm

Welcome To The Gradual Unfucking Of College Football

Every year, right around this time, I cobble together a Hater's Guide to the Top 25 teams in college football. And it contains pretty much everything you would expect in any boilerplate piece of college football trolling: Notre Dame is full of haughty dipshits; Alabama fans are crazy redneck mutants; Florida State… » 8/28/14 2:38pm 8/28/14 2:38pm

South Carolina Gamecocks Self-Report Rule-Breaking Cookie Cakes To NCAA

The latest example of unnecessary self-flagellation for the NCAA's satisfaction comes from South Carolina. The Gamecocks reported 22 minor violations of NCAA rules, and the dumbest by far involves the football team and cookie cakes. » 8/03/14 2:49pm 8/03/14 2:49pm

Frank Martin To Player: "Answer The Fucking Question, Asshole!"

Frank Martin, the scariest college basketball coach in the world, has been suspended for one game by the University of South Carolina after being caught cursing out one of his own players during Tuesday's game against Florida. » 3/06/14 5:53pm 3/06/14 5:53pm

Why Clowney's Ribs Are An Existential Crisis For College Football

Each week during college football season we put the conventional polls to shame by ranking every FBS team from 1-125, by whatever standard we see fit. As always, last week's rankings were not consulted. » 10/09/13 5:32pm 10/09/13 5:32pm

Jadeveon Clowney Shouldn't Play Until He Gets Paid

South Carolina's all-world DE Jadeveon Clowney didn't play this weekend with a muscle strain, or maybe bruised ribs, and also some bone spurs in his foot. He's not been particularly clear on the ailment, or the state of his recovery, and the Gamecocks were surprised and confused that Clowney himself made the call to… » 10/08/13 2:09pm 10/08/13 2:09pm

South Carolina Spiked A TV Program Featuring A Slurring Steve Spurrier

Like most Division I head football coaches, Steve Spurrier is contractually obligated to appear on an eponymous television program every week following one of his team's games. This week's program—a recap of the Gamecocks' narrow win over UCF in Orlando Saturday—is very quickly being erased from existence. We want to… » 10/02/13 10:18am 10/02/13 10:18am

Ron Morris Again Allowed To Cover Steve Spurrier And South Carolina

A day after Jim Romenesko reported that Steve Spurrier had bullied The State into banning Ron Morris, a columnist often critical of Spurrier and the Gamecocks program, from writing about South Carolina football, the newspaper has backed off its stance. » 9/12/13 7:33pm 9/12/13 7:33pm

Reporter Who Was Critical Of Steve Spurrier Replaced By Spurrier's Pal

So here's some bullshit: According to a report by Jim Romenesko, South Carolina Gamecocks head football coach Steve Spurrier has the power to bully a newspaper into silencing any reporter that he doesn't like. » 9/11/13 6:59pm 9/11/13 6:59pm