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Here's A Wonder Goal From Newcastle's Papiss Cisse

This happened just before halftime of today's English Premier League tie between Southampton and crypto-French side Newcastle United. Newcastle goalkeeper Robert Elliot had hoofed a freekick from deep inside his half 60 yards down the field. It was a pretty pedestrian long ball to flip the field of play until… » 2/24/13 10:12am 2/24/13 10:12am

Soccer Player Who "Went For A Shit" Pretends To Wipe His Ass In Goal…

Back on January 21 against Everton, Southampton midfielder Jason Puncheon left the pitch for a brief moment and returned to a chorus of "He went for a shit" chants. Everyone laughed and had a good time at his expense. Yesterday, Puncheon scored against Man City in the seventh minute and returned the favor.… » 2/10/13 1:15pm 2/10/13 1:15pm

Soccer Fans' Chant At Player Who Temporarily Left Match During Play:…

During Monday night's 0-0 English Premier League draw between Everton and Southampton, Southampton midfielder Jason Puncheon briefly left the pitch during the action and vanished into the tunnel, only to return a short time later. Upon his return, the hometown fans eloquently serenaded Puncheon with their best guess… » 1/22/13 11:25am 1/22/13 11:25am