Here's An Old Photo Of Dan Marino Doing Yoga With Some Really Hairy Guy…

Yeah. We had the same reaction. All we know about this photo is that it was taken in April 1994. There's no unseeing it now, so you know you're going to click here to get the full effect. Just so much going on in this image. Like, what's with those heat lamps? » 1/10/13 4:05pm 1/10/13 4:05pm

Swimming Records Made To Never Be Broken

Exotic fancypants swimsuits bestow ridiculous Aquaman-like qualities on anyone who wears one, which is why swimming officials have officially banned the suits—right after every record in the books is shattered beyond repair. » 7/27/09 12:10pm 7/27/09 12:10pm