A Complete Breakdown of the Nutritional Content of Semen

To swallow or not to swallow: that is the question. You can only really answer it for yourself, but we aim to help you make that decision an informed one. Here, we list every property found in an average splooge—protein, carbs, fat, cholesterol, etc.—and analyze what it means for you to ingest it in terms of… » 8/07/13 1:31pm 8/07/13 1:31pm

Finally, a No-Hassle Way to Receive Semen From a Dude That Looks Like…

What mother wouldn't want a puffy, bloated, thick-necked bouncing baby boy? Thanks to a sperm bank in Los Angeles, you can make your dream of birthing Ben Roethlisberger's baby without sleeping with Ben Roethlisberger come true. » 8/01/09 11:30am 8/01/09 11:30am

ESPN Going Inside the Sperm Bank

Suffering from an Olympic letdown? Not willing to watch the Democratic Convention? Well, ESPN would like to take you inside the world of athlete sperm on E:60. Yep, tonight at 7 eastern, it's Sperm U.
E:60 correspondent Tom Farrey exclusively reports the story about the ultimate effort to buy athletic advantage – the… » 8/26/08 5:30pm 8/26/08 5:30pm

It Should Also Help With Crowd Impulse Control

Apparently, they've been running low on sperm in England, not just in general, but at the sperm banks. So, to make sure that any perspective sperm recipients receive the goods from the most intelligent, calm, rational donors possible, sperm banks are considering setting up shop right outside Premiership soccer matches. » 11/10/06 3:45pm 11/10/06 3:45pm