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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    12/10/09

    In reply to An Angry And Bewildered Nation Watches Rick Reilly® Ruin SportsCenter
    The topics located on the left-hand side of the screen were replaced on an every-other-topic basis by "More Mangled, Smarmy Bullshit From A Hack."
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    12/10/09

    In reply to An Angry And Bewildered Nation Watches Rick Reilly® Ruin SportsCenter
    Rick Reilly has watched Overboard far, far too many times.
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/10/09

    In reply to An Angry And Bewildered Nation Watches Rick Reilly® Ruin SportsCenter
    In other annoying-guy-in-anchor-chair announcements, ABC News welcomes Gilbert Gottfried to its weekday-evening broadcast.
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    Image of I Like Cheap Beer I Like Cheap Beer
    12/10/09

    In reply to An Angry And Bewildered Nation Watches Rick Reilly® Ruin SportsCenter
    Three took an epistolary approach:

    I'm not a dumb guy. I also acknowledge that I'm not the smartest guy in the world either. As such, I admire Tommy's command of the English language, as it exceeds mine. But can we please get a link to the definition of your more obscure lexical decisions?

    [dictionary.reference.com]
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment I Like Cheap Beer was starred I Like Cheap Beer was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/10/09

    @I Like Cheap Beer: When he said "existential," that means "personal and philosophic." When he said "peppy," that means "excited." When he said "idiom," that means "your mom."
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/10/09

    In reply to An Angry And Bewildered Nation Watches Rick Reilly® Ruin SportsCenter
    ESPN has responded to your complaints and Rick Reilly will be reassigned to a daily feature known as "Bart's People."
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    Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of norbizness norbizness
    12/10/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Where HAVE all the flowers gone?
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/10/09

    In reply to An Angry And Bewildered Nation Watches Rick Reilly® Ruin SportsCenter
    The only worse way to start the morning is to wake up, hungover, next to a sexually spent Kathy Griffin.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/10/09

    @ArkansasFred: That is truly vile.
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    12/10/09

    In reply to An Angry And Bewildered Nation Watches Rick Reilly® Ruin SportsCenter
    I found him witty and entertaining. *looks at the floor*

    /Hans Moleman
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/10/09

    In reply to An Angry And Bewildered Nation Watches Rick Reilly® Ruin SportsCenter
    The best part is that Herschel Walker wrote each and every one of these.
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    Edited by Chris Hanson's Axe at 12/10/09 12:37 PM Chris Hanson's Axe was starred Chris Hanson's Axe was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/10/09

    In reply to An Angry And Bewildered Nation Watches Rick Reilly® Ruin SportsCenter
    Tommy, can you give us a cross section of Twitter reviews of Sarah Palin's book?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/10/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Some of them liked it, some of them hated it, and the conglomerated moose lobby totally lost their shit.
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    Image of TheOneHandedAbortionist TheOneHandedAbortionist
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    Did you read his hole-in-one article? I'm just going to go ahead and guess his analogy machine is broken. "Like a wombat hanging off a clavicle"? And you know he was just so giddy about finally working in a wombat simile. I can just see him sitting at the dinner table after he wrote that and trying to stifle his laughter as he has another wombat flashback.
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    Phyllis Nefler approved this comment TheOneHandedAbortionist was starred TheOneHandedAbortionist was unstarred
    Image of My futon pulls out, but I don't My futon pulls out, but I don't
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    I have no joke. That guy is a retard.
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    Bobby Big Wheel promoted this comment My futon pulls out, but I don't was starred My futon pulls out, but I don't was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/11/09

    @My futon pulls out, but I don't: Thanks for sharing!
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    Hahaha!! And look at his stupid tie! What a fuckin' jerk. I bet he drove there in a Hummer because he's an inconsiderate, little-dicked fuckface. I hate Rick Reilly for some reason, I think, right?
     Reply
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    Meanwhile, Neil Everett suibtly signals to his coworkers with the "just put the fucking cuffs on me already, I'd rather be at the New Haven Correctional Facility" display.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    I thought the Jerry Lewis Telethon was still on.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    a dated Halle Berry reference

    Did it involve David Justice beating her with an astrolabe?
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    Edited by Hatey McLife at 09/11/09 12:35 PM Hatey McLife was starred Hatey McLife was unstarred
    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/11/09

    @Hatey McLife: +1
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