This Evening: Alex Ovechkin Parks His Car Like An Asshole

Your p.m. roundup for Nov. 9, the day the questions were a little too deep to ponder. Photo courtesy tstockd1, which was taken at the Kettler Capitals Iceplex in Arlington, Va. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 11/09/11 7:55pm 11/09/11 7:55pm

This Evening: Albert Pujols Dedicating A Statue Of Albert Pujols At…

Your p.m. roundup for Nov. 2, the day most of those "sexy" studies turned out to be frauds. Photo of Pujols dedicating Pujols statue via Big League Stew. H/T to Mike T, who also suggested the perfect headline. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 11/02/11 7:30pm 11/02/11 7:30pm

This Evening: Toddler Derek Dooley, Who Has Just As Many SEC Victories …

Your p.m. roundup for Oct. 26, the day those old recordings totally creeped us out. Photo of Toddler Derek Dooley, which recalls the legend that was Baby Mangino, via Outkick the Coverage. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 10/26/11 7:00pm 10/26/11 7:00pm

This Evening: Mark Cuban On Karaoke, Singing "Purple Rain"

Your p.m. roundup for Oct. 25, the day we learned how to bullshit our way through anything. H/T to Adam for video of Cuban singing, which can also be seen at Sweater Punch. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 10/25/11 7:10pm 10/25/11 7:10pm

This Evening: Proof That America Thinks Rex Ryan Is Smarter Than Tony…

Your p.m. roundup for Oct. 20, the day we were depressed to learn what Mr. Belding was up to these days. H/T to Jon for the map. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 10/20/11 7:05pm 10/20/11 7:05pm

This Evening: Just In Time For The World Series, The Ron Washington…

Your p.m. roundup for Oct. 19, the day we learned pregnant women don't want to give birth on Halloween. Photo of the (possibly fake?) Washington jack-o-lantern courtesy @lifeguardkyle, via @bigleaguestew. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 10/19/11 7:05pm 10/19/11 7:05pm

This Evening: Say Goodnight To Donovan McNabb

Your p.m. roundup for Oct. 17, the day we learned cancer was two-faced. Photo via Mocksession, though a decision on whether McNabb will start this week is coming Wednesday. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 10/17/11 7:15pm 10/17/11 7:15pm

This Evening: Logan Morrison, Intentional Dong

Your p.m. roundup for Oct. 14, the day the hipster cop came to save the day. Photo via Twitter. And yes, he knew we would post this. Got any stories or photos for us? Tip your editors. » 10/14/11 7:35pm 10/14/11 7:35pm