"'LeBron is obviously a Pantheon-level guy who would have been an All-Star in any decade,' said Simmons, his very being and consciousness spreading apart along a 26-dimensional space comprised of bosonic strings." [The Onion] » 6/05/14 3:26pm 6/05/14 3:26pm

A Very Important Bill Simmons GIF

Words cannot do justice to Flapping Bill Simmons. Words cannot do justice to Flapping Bill Simmons. Words cannot do justice to Flapping Bill Simmons. Words cannot do justice to Flapping Bill Simmons. » 11/09/12 5:31pm 11/09/12 5:31pm

How Bill Simmons Gambled Away His NBA MVP Vote

If you've never seen the film Eight Men Out, by all means rectify that and watch it as soon as possible. It's based on Eliot Asinof's celebrated book about the 1919 Black Sox scandal and directed by John Sayles, who, in a bad-ass bit of self-casting, plays the legendary sportswriter Ring Lardner that helps unravel the… » 5/04/12 9:15am 5/04/12 9:15am

Tennis Players Bill Simmons Would Do: Another Classic From The Secret…

It's a curious quirk of the internet that almost nothing survives of Bill Simmons's pre-ESPN work. After seeing last week's newly unearthed column from Simmons's AOL Digital City days, a reader sent along another Boston Sports Guy entry rescued from the dustbin of history. If you've got any old Simmons columns lying… » 1/23/12 11:15am 1/23/12 11:15am

The Sports Guy Before ESPN: A 2000 Bill Simmons Column Is Unearthed

It's a curious quirk of the internet that almost nothing survives of Bill Simmons's pre-ESPN work. The formative years of one of the country's most successful sports writers are lost forever, all because AOL Digital City preserved nothing. But even then the "Boston Sports Guy" had fans devoted enough to save some… » 1/19/12 2:30pm 1/19/12 2:30pm

Read Bill Simmons Before He Was The Sports Guy, From The Boston Phoenix

The internet's not written in pencil, it's written in ink, or something. If you've spent your entire writing life online, it's likely that some Googlebot has crawled your pages, archiving every word you've ever written. But older writers who were young hacks shouldn't have to worry: their words were printed, not… » 12/15/11 3:00pm 12/15/11 3:00pm

Deadspin Classic: Bill Simmons Is Not The Cosmos (The Book Of Basketball

The paperback edition of Bill Simmons's Book of Basketball is now in stores, and reader Patrick Sauer points out one notable tweak to this version: Charles P. Pierce's name no longer appears anywhere in the text. You don't suppose it has anything to do with Pierce's review of the book, do you? » 12/13/10 2:40pm 12/13/10 2:40pm

Field Trip: Simmons And Gladwell At The New Yorker Festival, Falling In…

Ever wondered how the chummy love-fest email exchanges between Malcolm Gladwell and Bill Simmons translate when the two meet face-to-face? Well, it's kind of like when a "certain kind of person" meets another "certain kind of person." I'll explain. » 10/03/10 1:15pm 10/03/10 1:15pm

You Are Not The Cosmos: A Review Of Bill Simmons's Book Of Basketball

You've read Will Leitch's essay about the Sports Guy. Now here's Charles P. Pierce, sportswriter and author, with a somewhat different take. UPDATE: A year later, Simmons responded to this review by scrubbing two mentions of Pierce from the paperback edition. More here. » 11/12/09 5:45pm 11/12/09 5:45pm

Deleted Scenes From The Sports Guy Book Tour

Bill Simmons' book tour continues apace (NY Times #1 bestseller!) and we also continue to get dispatches from fans of overweight literature. Enjoy these tales of long lines, blurry photographs, and some guy who likes autographed meat. » 11/05/09 1:30pm 11/05/09 1:30pm

Waiting In Line For The Sports Guy

ESPN's Bill Simmons brought his "The Book of Basketball" signing tour to annoying East Village bar Professor Thom's last night and our NYC Deadspin operatives waited in line so we wouldn't have to. Bless their little hearts. » 10/29/09 12:00pm 10/29/09 12:00pm

I-TEAM Assemble! Assignment: Sports Fella

Going to the Bill Simmons book signing in NYC tonight? Pictures, stories, and other nonsense welcome. We'd do it ourselves, but ... um. Yeah. [Photo via] » 10/28/09 6:00pm 10/28/09 6:00pm

The Sports Fella Has Tremendous Upside On Mediaite Power Grid

He'll have that green arrow next to his portrait in no time after this miniature mailbag of an interview. The word cloud: Twitter, fad, ESPN, think, stories, nervous, immediacy, Letterman, saying, blog, better. [Mediaite/Wordle] » 7/22/09 2:20pm 7/22/09 2:20pm

The Sports Fella Super Bowl XLIII Diaryland Entries Are Everything…

"Al Michaels breaks the 2009 record for "Most times using the word 'amazing' in a prime-time telecast," narrowly edging Jason on last week's episode of "The Bachelor." " [Sports Fella] » 2/02/09 4:30pm 2/02/09 4:30pm