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    Is This The Most Suggestive Sports Headline Ever Written?
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    11/20/08

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    11/20/08

    @Bama6895: Brilliant!
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    11/20/08

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    The best fake headline I came up with was when Aaron Brown left CNN and Anderson "So Deep In The Closet I'm Finding Christmas Presents" Cooper was tapped to take over at that time slot.


    My headline: "COOPER FILLS BROWN HOLE."

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    11/20/08

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    11/20/08

    @Weed Against Speed: Great minds, sir, great minds...


    [fortressofpillows.blogspot.com]

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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    11/20/08

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    How about this one that came up yesterday? It's not sports-related, but neither was Rick's favorite.


    "Election Day Eats Come Courtesy Of an Alexandria Good Samaritan"


    [www.washingtonpost.com]

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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    11/20/08

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    I'm making it rain +1's in this B. Excellence.
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    Image of Threat Level: Midnight Threat Level: Midnight
    11/20/08

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    It's our minds that are in the gutter, obsessed with the size of, well, you know.


    In a few hours, we're going to read a Jamboroo that uses 17 different derivatives of the word "fuck". You can go ahead and go for the gold next time.

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    Image of Rick Chandler Rick Chandler
    11/20/08

    @Threat Level: Midnight: You think that's by choice? I try and type it ... Drew uses up the entire quota.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    11/20/08

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    What about the NY Post headline, "No really Mike Piazza likes dick in his mouth, oh and Mets beat Pirates"
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    11/20/08

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    "Penis penetrates vagina"


    -Some AVN article.

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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    11/20/08

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    Mariners Set To Get A Whiff Of Colon At Angel Stadium


    Bonus: favorite ever non-sports headline (story's gone, but look in the title bar)

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    Image of Phony Gwynn Phony Gwynn
    11/20/08

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    What if said ruler was tattooed on his inner thigh? Would that help?
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    11/20/08

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    Apologies for this one, but I remember seeing it and almost throwing up:


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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11/20/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover: This competition is over.
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    11/20/08

    @Candace Parker Secret Lover:


    Speechless. Although, I'm reminded of Emile Hirsh leaning out a car window, asking for grey beaver. Just how my mind works, I suppose.

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    11/20/08

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    Bill Simmons gives this an 8.3 on the Unintentional Comedy Scale.
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    11/20/08

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    All across the land, "motion of the ocean" guys nod their head approvingly.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    11/20/08

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    CNN Headline from years ago proclaiming a USC victory over Oregon State in Football:


    Trojans stuff Beavers

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