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    Lies, Damned Lies, And Swimsuit Issues

    Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy

    In Which Our Ladies Deconstruct The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition

    Will You Still Respect This Model In The Morning?

    Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition: The Lost Photographs

    In Which The SI Swimsuit Edition Struggles (Again) To Stay Relevant
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/20/09

    In reply to Lies, Damned Lies, And Swimsuit Issues
    Now hold on one second. Penthouse Forum letters aren't real? Didn't you know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with amputees?


    Just give me the Clark Bar already.

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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    04/20/09

    @Weed Against Speed: Clark Bar, Pittsburgh, embezzlement, FAIL.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    04/20/09

    In reply to Lies, Damned Lies, And Swimsuit Issues
    Dear Mrs. Smith,


    While attempting to reach second base with your daughter I felt what may or may not have been some balled up tissue. I would like to bring this to your attention as I believe it is in poor taste to mislead your viewership. Please rectify this situation ASAP.


    /s/

    Cleveland Frowns

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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    04/20/09

    In reply to Lies, Damned Lies, And Swimsuit Issues
    Thank you for bringing this to our attention.It is clear that the Cleveland Frowns also have great respect for ourletters section, a vital part of our magazine that remains very popular withour readers.


    /sarcasm

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/20/09

    In reply to Lies, Damned Lies, And Swimsuit Issues
    Einstein thinks that the fallout from that letter is relative.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    02/22/09

    In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
    Last!


    (Ironically, of course.)

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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    02/22/09

    In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
    According to my scientifically research Grey Goose is fun.
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    02/22/09

    In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
    Seeing Kevin Bacon playing another service role made me want to turn off Taking Chance and throw in A Few Good Men.


    Taking Chance gets a C

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    02/22/09

    In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
    Well one bottle of Pinot Noir later, I am back home...Auburn lost, UAB won...I am going to blow cash on line poker. woot.

    I was told tonight to draft this catcher for the O's in fasnsasty baseball. watch out league!
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    Image of YourLittleHoodratFriend YourLittleHoodratFriend
    02/22/09

    @Artie Fufkin :REAL NAME: ™:


    Aye, Wieters. He went first round in my keeper league free agent draft.


    Good luck there.

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    02/22/09

    @YourLittleHoodratFriend: Fucking Hold Steady man.


    I saw Craig sumo wrestle the lead singer of Art Brut once. America won.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/22/09

    In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
    Am I a bitch for expressing delight over thin mints and peanut butter cremes?
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    02/22/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Delight is the natural emotion when eating thin mints and peanut butter cremes.
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    02/22/09

    @Shakey: There's really no other reason for the Girls Scouts' existence.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    02/22/09

    @FiveKidsDown: They're wagon towing cookie selling robot people.
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    02/22/09

    In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
    Since we're back on music, what's the best rock ballad?


    My vote:


    (unfortunately not the original, but y'all probably know it anyway)

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    02/22/09

    @mikedrawcar: ah, the better, simpler original:
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    Image of ACMEsalesrep ACMEsalesrep
    02/22/09

    In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
    All that talk about Tesla, and we missed this:


    [jalopnik.com]

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    02/22/09

    @ACMEsalesrep: I saw it. Actually it's what made me think of it.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/22/09

    In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
    Is it request time. I'd like to hear "Feelings".




    + Watch video
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    02/21/09

    In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
    BTW, DUAN, I picked up my acoustic guitar from the shop today and I'm absolutely killing the covers in between comments. Fake Plastic Trees, Redemption Song, Two Step, Wish You Were Here: all murdered. Plus, I'm close to learning a couple Death Cab Songs and jamming to some TV on the Radio.


    Any requests? I'll make it extra douchey for you.

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    Image of MorelOrelHershiser MorelOrelHershiser
    02/21/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: FREEBIRD!!!!
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    02/21/09

    @MorelOrelHershiser: Considering my repertoire, it's a crime that I don't already know how to play Free Bird. I'm on it.


    And no, there will be no links to any of this.

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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    02/21/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: the rhythm parts of Freebird are quite simple - however, if you are looking to actually break out the solos...
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    02/21/09

    @Jerkwheat: Nah, my strat is still in storage. Plus, when I have it, I prefer to just jam solos to blues and James Brown.
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    02/21/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: Stairway, please.
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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    02/21/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: I stick to rhythm always on account of my horrid skill level and my fat sausage fingers. Which reminds me that, the ol' Ovation needs a fresh set of strings.
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    Image of MorelOrelHershiser MorelOrelHershiser
    02/21/09

    @Jerkwheat: I wish I had the room in my work locker* for my Esteban**. I would rock it all night long.***


    * Denotes I do not have a work locker.
    ** Denotes I do not have a genuine Esteban gee-tar.
    *** Denotes I would not rock it all night long.

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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    02/21/09

    @MorelOrelHershiser: but the Esteban is made from the finest wood!
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    02/21/09

    @Jerkwheat: I am lucky enough that I had an ex-girlfriend give me a Martin as a birthday gift (she was expecting a proposal that didn't materialize).


    Also, I hear you on the fat fingers, I've got some kielbasa digits myself. That said, if you stick with rhythm to the point you can improvise the rhythm in key, the soloing isn't far behind. Dave worked for me on that, then James Brown, then jazz. Also, a run of open-mics with a blues-rock group helped. Never underestimate the powers of pre-Mike McDonald Doobie Brothers for upping your rhythm game.

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    02/21/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: yeah, I'm a good 7 years removed from the last open-mic night I did with my buddies. Playing regular is definitely what took me from god-awful to moderately awful. I try to play when I can and hope to get back into a regular habit now that I have an empty room downstairs that I can sit down and play/record in quietly.
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    02/21/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: I'd like to request "Signs" by Tesla


    /jams two quarters into USB slot.... computer explo

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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    02/21/09

    @mikedrawcar: Fuck that shit. You want some Tesla, ask for the good shit.
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    02/21/09

    @mikedrawcar:


    DENIED! Instead, I will be playing "To Be With You" by Mr. Big.


    /actually always liked "Signs" but don't know how to play it

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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    02/21/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: Mr Big is the SHIT.


    Back in my first college stint (before I knew mikedrawcar, for example), we used to rock out to Mr Big quite often.

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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    02/22/09

    @Pete Gaines: Mr. Big is the shit (and by the shit, I mean To Be With You was a decent song). It was actually a mainstay for serenading the sororities for a few years. Many a young man's voices were broken on that song.
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    02/22/09

    @Pete Gaines: oh, and fuck that shit indeed. Not some crappy love song. You might as well have asked for Nazareth.


    /actually likes Love Song

    //likes Love Hurts too

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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    02/21/09

    In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
    OK, DUAN: Should I be offended that the Receiveress is going to a tax preparer, being that I'm an accountant? I'm allowed to throw things at her, right?
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    Image of Saberhagendaaz Saberhagendaaz
    02/21/09

    @White Speed Receiver: I wouldn't throw anything at her, because that could hurt your ability to get at her secret bank accounts in the divorce proceedings.
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    Image of White Speed Receiver White Speed Receiver
    02/21/09

    @Saberhagendaaz: Not married, and I'd be the one with the hidden account. But maybe it'll keep her from snooping if we stay on great terms.
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    02/21/09

    In reply to Shocking Development In The SI/Danica Tattoo Controversy
    USD's basketball arena is named for Jenny Craig. I find that very amusing.

    Also, 3 sleepers for an upset in the tourney: Siena, Creighton, and North Dakota St.
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    Image of Yostal Yostal
    02/21/09

    @chilltown: Even better, the Jenny Craig Arena is colloquially known as "The Slim Gym".
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    02/21/09

    @Yostal: That is hilarious. Please tell me you've used that in a question somehow.
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