As you can kind of see from the photo, Danica's flags have sprouted angel wings. Patrick appeared on TSN's "Off The Record", which we assume is Canadian for "Best Damn Sports Show, Eh" to show off the new addition to her tattoo menagerie. She also offered up this choice(?) quote:

I love tattoos, actually. ... Something that is that meaningful that it's there forever. Man, if I got another one … I want something with words in it next time. Mine is a checkered flag-American flag with some angel wings and some stars and stuff.

We'd like to say more, but you know what? She's still probably the classiest woman ever to come out of Roscoe, IL.

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It's been fun, friends. KOGOD is your emcee tomorrow. Take care.

Undaunted by SI, Danica gets even bigger tattoo [SbB]

Aileen Gallagher:

For my tenth birthday, my parents told me I'd find my present under their bed. I ran upstairs frantically and found nothing but dust mites and a magazine. "Hey, there's nothing here but the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue!" I complained breathlessly. "Really," my mother said, stretching the word a few extra syllables so she could smirk at my dad longer. I was quickly distracted by the sight of my new, blue 10-speed bike, a significant upgrade from my hand-me-down, three-speed, banana-seat model. Every time I see the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, I think of my father. In the most loving and non-creepy way possible.

— Aileen Gallagher is an online editor at

Some women feel like this issue continues to be a step back for women in the sports world. I assure you this won't be the case until the issue is titled "The Women of ESPN" or the "College Basketball's Big Girls" Swimsuit Edition. Surprisingly (as a woman with conservative leanings), I have little to no issue with the magazine. Many of these women are professional models or tennis players/NBA dancers. The models and dancers use their bodies to attract attention as a living and no one cares about tennis. Apparently some women missed Willie Nelson and Waylon Jennings' lesser known hit "Mamas Don't Let Your Daughters Grow Up to Be Mavericks Dancers."

I'm more excited for the calendar. My younger brother usually receives it for his birthday as an awkward, "assure he's still straight with 3 sisters" gift. Personally, I'm holding out for MLB's "Seasons of Steroids" calendar. Nothing says sexy like December A-Rod and his Christmas track marks.

— CRyan is a junior at Villanova University who spends her time rooting for the Wildcats, worshipping the Yankees and shirking all responsibility in favor of playing outside. Read her during the week at 3:10 to Joba.

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Sonya:

I don't wanna be bunched up about the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. In my mind I figure, "Could be worse. Whatever." But in my brain, I'm thinking, "Why must sports go hand-in-hand (one-eyed, trouser snake in-hand) with objectification?" It brings out the bitch in me — the implication that if you're female and in the vicinity of a sports event, you oughta be scantily-clad and screeching, "Push 'em back push 'em back, waaaay back!"

We all ogle. It's animal. It's human. It's being a human animal. The Beijing Olympics was one big oglefest for boys and girls alike. Which brings me back to the SI swimsuit issue and an idea I ripped from right under them: why not load it with hot female athletes rather than hot twiggies? I'm saying the whole thing. Athletes. Have 'em wear skimpy, skin-tight whatever (leave a teensy bit to fantasy).

Did I just promote objectification in female athletics?! Tricky. There's a difference. Sexy female athletes (guys too) are recognized for their ease on the eye and their athletic prowess. You respect her 'cause you know she'd kick your ass if you challenged her to whatever her sport is, despite you being bigger and all. And SI has the word "Sports" in it last time I checked. It's not T&A Illustrated. Honor the name and the athlete for the swimsuit issue. I'll even get you started: Kerri Walsh. See? I sense you're already excited.

— Sonya Ewan prefers to interview athletes wearing skimpy, skin-tight whatever. Ogle at a few on her website: www.sportsSlant.com.

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Cari:

I've never understood the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. I know, I know – hot women in skimpy swimsuits – what's not to get? I mean, I know why guys like looking at it, but why on earth does a sports magazine put it out? I am an unrepentant old-school feminist, and yes, I think the issue is sexist.

Then I became a journalist. And now I realize that in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue lies our salvation. Because it is those skimpy swimsuits on those sexy models that allows Selena Roberts to stalk A-Rod at the gym. In these tough times, as publications are folding left and right, I humbly suggest to you that the future of journalism rides on the (bare) backs of swimsuit issues.

Can't you see it now? I imagine The New York Times T Magazine Swimsuit Issue would fly right off the shelves – and cause people to open T Magazine for once! The special Washington Post Book World Swimsuit Issue, featuring attractive authors in teensy bikinis, would provide a way to keep those book reviews coming. Of course, The New Yorker Swimsuit Issue (marking the transition of every single issue of The New Yorker to a themed one) would include essays next to all the Annie Leibowitz cheesecake photos, so you could still feel intellectually superior when reading it on the subway.

Of course, if the women I know are any example, most of them wouldn't buy these issues. (Out of about 40 people I asked, only three expressed a great interest in the SI Swimsuit Issue.) So publishers would risk alienating their female readership. But that additional revenue stream would be worth a few canceled subscriptions and some angry e-mails. Plus, those scantily clad women would be providing the salaries for the whole companies, and if that's not female empowerment, I don't know what is.

— Cari is a journalist in the South. She blogs about her misadventures in life, love and sports fandom at UnwelcomeReturn. She prefers one-piece, retro-style swimsuits, in case you were wondering.

Much like the Pro Bowl, this annual rite of February sort of loses its relevance once you're old enough to use the internet unsupervised, but a certain bit of nostalgia and fascination still holds sway. Plus, it occasionally includes famous lady athletes in addition to the anonymous half-naked models so the sports connection does still exist. (These "leaked" shots of pretty tennis players suggests that tradition will continue.)

By the way, the young woman above is named Brooklyn Decker and you will probably be seeing a lot of her if you still have an SI subscription. Or you are currently sitting in a tree outside her home. (Pic via SI.com)

Sneak Pics: Tennis Ladies in SI Swimsuit Edition [Off The Baseline, via SbB]
Odds For Who Will Land The SI Swimsuit Edition Cover [YepYep]

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So what did we learn today? The Red Wings still rule, the Spurs can still play, the Cavs are still human, and the Pro Bowl still sucks. As Sundays go, it was not the most riveting of afternoons, but that's post-Super Bowl doldrums for you. If only the media could be convinced to discuss Alex Rodriguez, the upcoming week might have something in store to keep you occupied.

Thank you for continuing support of Sunday Funday Deadspin.

But as Busted Coverage points out, you can have the photographer's job. I want to be the painter.

Here's the Flickr page. Enjoy.

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition Photos You Haven't Seen [Busted Coverage]

It's amazing to realize that back when SI first started doing these, in 1964, this swimsuit caused quite a bit of controversy. Each year since, the models have been more scantily dressed; but there isn't much more they can take off. I give it three more years, tops, before Carl Monday bursts in and shuts down the entire operation.

I know what you're thinking: Who is the greatest SI swimsuit model of all time? To settle any bar bets, that's undoubtedly Elle Macpherson, who has proven unparalleled talent and longevity. Not only does she have the most covers (five), but they're spread over an amazing 20-year career; her first being in 1986, and latest in 2006. Nicknamed "The Body," she is 6 feet tall and reportedly can run a 5.1 40. Truly the Hank Aaron of swimsuit models.

There are four models tied for second place with three covers each; and among them I tend to lean toward the durable and reliable Paulina Porizkova. Although Kathy Ireland gets extra style points for her role in the movie Alien from LA: Possibly the most bewildering performance ever captured on film.

Will Marissa Miller end up being one of the all-time greats? I for one will watch her progress with interest.

Swimsuit 2008 [SI.com]