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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12:17 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Pat Murphy
    Can someone explain to me the origin of the "red-headed stepchild" being a target for physical violence? I vaguely remember hearing it first in a Beavis and Butthead episode. I am genuinely curious. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    12:19 PM

    @ArkansasFred: Ask and ye shall receive. The Viking one is my favorite:

    [wiki.answers.com] #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    12:17 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Pat Murphy
    That man's not the G.O.A.T. for nothin'.

    Huh. And here was me thinking that LL Cool J was the G.O.A.T. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    12:16 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Pat Murphy
    I dunno, this seems like kind of a toss-up between starfucking autograph hound and a-hole coach. You're at a charity event, not an autograph signing. Act like a fucking adult. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12:18 PM

    @Pete Gaines: Thank you! #assholecoachdigest
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    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan
    12:12 PM

    In reply to A-HOLE COACH DIGEST: Pat Murphy
    Pat Murphy may be a dick, but I don't understand what the Tank McNamara cartoon at the top has to do with this story. #assholecoachdigest
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    11:56 AM

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"

    Also adds that he doesn't "wear deodorant" and "scares children." #andreagassi
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    11:46 AM

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    Safin told L'Equipe that if Agassi is trying to clear his conscience because he lied to the ATP to get out of a failed drug test, then wouldn't it make more sense to give back the money that the ATP allowed him to win by not banning him from the sport?

    No. #andreagassi
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    Image of Pedro Cuatro Cinco Pedro Cuatro Cinco
    11:36 AM

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    Marat can't touch Agassi, Agassi can't touch Ararat.
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    Edited by Pedro Cuatro Cinco at 11/10/09 11:37 AM Pedro Cuatro Cinco was starred Pedro Cuatro Cinco was unstarred
    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    11:34 AM

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    Before athletes reach the stage where there will be drug testing they need to create an excuse for a positive drug test. They need to hire some good writers and come up with a no fail excuse before they ever take a drug test. My excuse would be that I was dating a beautiful girl who just happened to be a mule for a Mexican drug cartel. The only way I could have a positive test would be because sometimes my girl friend really like a good rim job. That is not something I normally do but she just gets so wild afterward that it was worth it. Due to the fact that she works for a deadly drug cartel I can not give her name and I never knew which drugs she had been smuggling lately or if the balloons may have leaked a little. Who could find a guy guilty when his only crime is being in love. #andreagassi
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    11:34 AM

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    Stupid?!! You call Agassi taking apart my VCR because the government hid a listening device in there stupid? #andreagassi
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11:21 AM

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    Anytime someone comes out with a confessional autobiography like this, I always wonder what kind of shit they aren't telling us. Something awful, like he murdered a hobo or dated Barbara Streisand. #andreagassi
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11:20 AM

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    I find it more impressive that he won all those tourneys while jacked up on crystal. I can barely extinguish all the accidental fires I start after a few bumps. #andreagassi
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11:19 AM

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    "Give Safin credit for not pretending that crystal meth helped Agassi win. . . ."

    That's Safin for you — always good with the two-hand backhanded compliment. #andreagassi
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11:19 AM

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    If Safin did ever write a biography, I bet he'd title it The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Safin #andreagassi
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    11:18 AM

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    "I won't write my biography."

    "I couldn't." - Jacques Demers #andreagassi
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    11:15 AM

    In reply to Marat Safin Says Agassi Is "Stupid", Should "Shut Up"
    Marat Safin isn't exactly broken up over revelations that fellow competitor Andre Agassi was addicted to crank.

    Whatever, Safin prefers Ratchet. What's the big deal? #andreagassi
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