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    Image of TheOneHandedAbortionist TheOneHandedAbortionist
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    Did you read his hole-in-one article? I'm just going to go ahead and guess his analogy machine is broken. "Like a wombat hanging off a clavicle"? And you know he was just so giddy about finally working in a wombat simile. I can just see him sitting at the dinner table after he wrote that and trying to stifle his laughter as he has another wombat flashback.
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    Image of My futon pulls out, but I don't My futon pulls out, but I don't
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    I have no joke. That guy is a retard.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/11/09

    @My futon pulls out, but I don't: Thanks for sharing!
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    Hahaha!! And look at his stupid tie! What a fuckin' jerk. I bet he drove there in a Hummer because he's an inconsiderate, little-dicked fuckface. I hate Rick Reilly for some reason, I think, right?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    Meanwhile, Neil Everett suibtly signals to his coworkers with the "just put the fucking cuffs on me already, I'd rather be at the New Haven Correctional Facility" display.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    I thought the Jerry Lewis Telethon was still on.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    a dated Halle Berry reference

    Did it involve David Justice beating her with an astrolabe?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/11/09

    @Hatey McLife: +1
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    Image of metroville metroville
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    Boomerang goes the dynamite.
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    Image of Convict78 Convict78
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    Why don't people realize (Simmons, I'm looking at you, too) that being a writer that is able to captivate people is not the same as being able to be a compelling communicator in real time? Writing is a craft and many people do it well because they edit and edit and edit to say exactly what they want to say in a unique way. It's a completely different skill set.

    /dick joke
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    RR: Did you know that Halle Berry played the frumpy girl in Boomerang?

    George Bodenheimer: (into intercom) Suzie, call security.
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    Image of 100percentinjuryrate 100percentinjuryrate
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    He used the term reedonkulous. A word which hasn't been popular since 2002, not that it was ever really popular in the first place.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/11/09

    @100percentinjuryrate: I don't know what you're talking about - reedonkulous is a rad word.
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    Image of 100percentinjuryrate 100percentinjuryrate
    09/11/09

    @Weed Against Speed: To the extreme!
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/11/09

    @100percentinjuryrate: That's so fetch
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    "And it's back . . . back . . . back like a vertically-impacted third molar in the anterior mandible!"
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    That's vag-tast--- uh oh.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    The man just gives and gives and gives.

    You have Choire's attention.
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    Image of KOGOD KOGOD
    09/11/09

    In reply to Rick Reilly®'s SportsCenter Audition Tape
    The man just gives and gives and gives.

    And that's the tooth!
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    09/11/09

    @KOGOD: You have to be on nitrous to think Reilly is funny.
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    08/27/09

    In reply to Scoring At Home: Your SportsCenter Catchphrase-O-Meter
    She's my sunshine, my moonshine
    She's my hot, Mahatma Gandhi
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