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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/18/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    That's levitation, homes.
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    Image of A Pimp Named DaveR A Pimp Named DaveR
    12/17/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    TMZ is reporting that Tiger Woods had sex with Baby Mangino in 2007.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    12/17/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    Once he comes down from this killer peyote high, Darren Daulton will totally travel back in time to rig this thing for Dykstra.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    12/17/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    This is awesome. The same people who get banned for "First!!!" comments are the ones who get to overrun the internets and vote Tiger the winner.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    12/17/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    I'm moving to Canada.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/17/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    I got a mistress
    And a mistress for my mistress
    My main girls gets an X5 for Christmas
    Tried just one but they all so delicious
    You got a full plate?
    I got a whole set of dishes
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    Image of Pedro Cuatrocinco Pedro Cuatrocinco
    12/17/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    "The Secrte to SHOTY is that it's not about the sprots."

    Pya me.
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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    12/17/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    I suppose it's not too surprising given the nature of the vote, but there seems a pretty significant curse associated with this award.

    2006 - Barbaro - deceased
    2007 - Isiah Thomas - fired
    2008 - Baby Mangino - fired/no longer a baby

    What holds next for Tiger?
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/17/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    I feel compelled to point out that his courtesans got the shaft.
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    12/17/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    Man, Elin has got some sweet aim right there.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    12/17/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    Good, now is there any way we can hold another vote for the 2008 SHOTY? Hopefully somebody who is at least remotely relevant in the sports landscape wins this time.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/17/09

    @Brazil Thrill: I respectfully disagree. A baby who looks just like an enormous college football coach who inflicted punishment that will be legendary, even in Hell? That's a SHOTY for the ages.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    12/17/09

    @ScientificMapp: Only if Baby Mangino grows up to be a morbidly obese and abusive football coach himself and, in turn, inspires a young mother to dress up her child as Baby Baby Mangino.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/17/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    AND THE GLASS CONDOM STILL FITS!
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    Image of twoeightnine twoeightnine
    12/17/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    Lame
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    12/17/09

    @twoeightnine: No, that was Barbaro.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12/17/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    Thus marking the first SHOTY to not be a complete fucking failure at his job.

    Unless Baby Mangino's job is to be the Michelin Man.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/17/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Shows what you know. Isiah spent the past decade angling for the FIU job. Nuthin' but fucking net!
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    Image of Nahnsense Nahnsense
    12/17/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: And how was Barabro a failure at his job? That was assinine.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12/17/09

    @Nahnsense: Seriously? Because he false started, broke his leg and fucking died, that's how.
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    Image of Nahnsense Nahnsense
    12/17/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: That horse made more money in a month than any of us here will probably make in their entire life.
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    12/17/09

    @Nahnsense: So did Isiah. Well argued.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    12/17/09

    @Nahnsense:

    It's Darren Prince, everybody!
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    Image of Nahnsense Nahnsense
    12/17/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Thomas was on a guaranteed contract. Barbaro's earnings were purses for actual winning, i.e. not being a complete fucking failure at his job.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    12/17/09

    @Nahnsense: Jesus. It's like talking to a stupid person.
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    That was a cheapshot. My point is: Who gives a shit?

    Talking about money that a horse made is about the most fucking retarded conversation I've ever had. He was an animal that, for some reason, cannot function on three legs, say, like a dog. So, he was genetically flawed and thus a failure.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    12/17/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Dude, that horse could buy and sell you 10 times over. You're just jealous.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/17/09

    In reply to Your 2009 SHOTY: Tiger Woods
    Way to rip off the AP, Deadspin.
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