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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    12:36 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    POT ROAST!
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    11:32 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    Would this be the first posthumous SHOTY awarded?
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    Image of StevieFranchise StevieFranchise
    11:28 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    How has no one come up with "The Lucky Pierre" game where someone names two guys and figures out who their Lucky Pierre would be?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    11:23 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    Artie thought someone ejaculated all over his bare chest once. Turns out, he just drunkenly drove his car into the Softsoap factory while naked.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11:24 AM

    @Hatey McLife: +1
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11:25 AM

    @Hatey McLife: That was my all-time favorite episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11:51 AM

    @Hatey McLife: The world's just full of these cleanliness freaks. Why, just the other day I was relieving myself at the local Home Depot and some germophobe apparently brought their own Softsoap into the stall (and spilled it all over the floor, too!) when there was a perfectly good jug of Orange Gojo up on the sink. Weird.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12:02 PM

    @David Hume: There's a big difference between "relieving yourself" and "giving the filipino stock boy a massage."
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11:23 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    Shambolic Hack Of The Year?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11:21 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    don't forget about his cinematic classic "Beer League"
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11:18 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    This might be the sort of rock bottom Lange needs to check himself into a remote mountain rehab center, get clean, and never annoy anyone with his terrible comedy again.
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    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11:15 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    Artie Lange should win if only because he has somehow made himself more repulsive and in worse shape than 1991 Jimmy the Greek.
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    11:14 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    Howard thinks he invented the SHOTY.
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    Image of The Sports Hernia The Sports Hernia
    11:13 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    He's a bizarre mashup of Beavis & Butthead there. Incredible.
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    11:07 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    And now that Farley's gone, he and David Crosby can battle it out for World's Fattest Drug Addict.
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    norbizness was starred norbizness was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11:07 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    That's nothing. John Candy once gave Vin Scully a magnificent Cleveland Steamer, to which Scully, in his soothing baritone, replied, "In a year that has been so improbable, the impossible has happened!"
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10:57 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    This looks like a rejected audition for a "Do They Know It's Christmas?" remake.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    11:01 AM

    @Gourmet Spud: Never mind.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11:21 AM

    @Gourmet Spud: No, please continue.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    10:54 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    I know he beat Kimbo and Schaub, but is that really SHOTY material?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    11:46 AM

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Oh goddammit, ya changed the picture.
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    Image of FlakJack FlakJack
    12/04/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Josh Hamilton
    Say... are those two "Tiger-Bonin," perhaps?
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