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    Rushin Literature

    Sports Will Make Detroit Happy Again, Sportswriters Continue To Claim

    This Man Will Not Defecate For Less Than Your Annual Salary

    Joe Posnanski Just Gave You A Reason To Renew Your Sports Illustrated Subscription

    Omar Minaya: Mix Master No More

    How Leagues Learned To Stop Loving And Worry About Steroids

    Steve McNair's Death Doesn't Make SI Cover

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    Tom Verducci Has Found His Latest Anti-Drug Mascot: Joe Mauer

    Note To Sportswriters: Wide Receivers Aren't Actually Divas
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    Image of A Pimp Named DaveR A Pimp Named DaveR
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rushin Literature
    Thank you for finally answering that long-standing question that's been bugging me: "What would happen if Jean-Luc Picard and Karl Malone had a baby?"
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    Image of Unsolicited Advice Unsolicited Advice
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rushin Literature
    Billy Corgan's writing a novel?
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    Image of Mr. Marinovich Mr. Marinovich
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rushin Literature
    No Lobo jokes yet? Folks are slipping.
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    HockeyMountain promoted this comment Mr. Marinovich was starred Mr. Marinovich was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/01/09

    @Mr. Marinovich: Or folks are trying to be original...
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    Image of FAILBOT FAILBOT
    10/01/09

    @HockeyMountain: +1
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rushin Literature
    It's about "a friendly and unassuming lover of clever wordplay and television sports."

    The character is tentatively a Canadian named "Poulet Scud."
     Reply
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rushin Literature
    I think making bad Rushin puns is somewhere angels fear to tread.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rushin Literature
    television sports? Is that like when your sexual partner throws Magnum: P.I. DVDs at you?
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    Image of What's the Story, Robert Horry? What's the Story, Robert Horry?
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rushin Literature

    I'm convinced Steve Rushin is the bastard son of comedian Larry Miller and Eric Lindros.

    [bolstablog.files.wordpress.com]

    [www.londontopic.ca]
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    Greek McPapadopoulos promoted this comment Edited by What's the Story, Robert Horry? at 10/01/09 12:24 PM What's the Story, Robert Horry? was starred What's the Story, Robert Horry? was unstarred
    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rushin Literature
    Isn't that a picture of Moby?
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    10/01/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Are you making fun of his baldness? That's a Lo Bo.
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    Image of WhatWouldTebowDo? WhatWouldTebowDo?
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rushin Literature
    It's great that his book is for sale on Amazon, considering he's married to one.
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rushin Literature
    But does Beldar have permission from the High Master to write the book?
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rushin Literature
    How the hell do you bang clever wordplay and television sports?
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rushin Literature
    Hmm I figured he'd write a tragic novel from the perspective of the misunderstood dean of the Texas State Armadillos
     Reply
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/01/09

    In reply to Rushin Literature
    Is he married to an WNBA player?
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    09/23/09

    In reply to Sports Will Make Detroit Happy Again, Sportswriters Continue To Claim
    This is not the year not to run out a ground ball.

    It's also not the year to make an early exit during the ALDS, OK?

    OK?!?!??!?
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    09/23/09

    In reply to Sports Will Make Detroit Happy Again, Sportswriters Continue To Claim
    Being a sports fan is a flame that burns inside us all. In Detroit most fans just choose to release that inner flame, usually on an abandoned car or old tire yard.
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    Dany Heatley Speedwagon was starred Dany Heatley Speedwagon was unstarred
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