City Folks Are Wimps, And Other Things We Can Learn From America's…

In Game 2 of the NLCS on Monday night, 235-pound man-missile Matt Holliday broke up a double play by launching himself at Giants second baseman Marco Scutaro. Scutaro, only 185 pounds, never had a chance. The late slide demolished the 36-year-old's hip and took him out of the game. Since then the press has been

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Michelle Beadle's Final Day At ESPN Included A Licking From Mackerel…

The very first time Deadspin mentioned Michelle Beadle, it was to feature a video of her being eaten by inflatable ZOOperstars mascot Mackerel Jordan. It's fitting, then, her departure from ESPN (a nine minute long staged ceremony that was equal parts sweet and contrived) had her saying goodbyes to ESPN talent, staff, … » 6/02/12 9:00am 6/02/12 9:00am

Sources: ESPN's Charissa Thompson Will Be The Next Co-Host Of The…

Now that the clock is ticking on Michelle Beadle's ESPN career—she's there for just another two weeks, according to Those Guys Have All the Fun author Jim Miller—who's set to replace her as the tolerable half of SportsNation? » 5/16/12 5:03pm 5/16/12 5:03pm

Beadle Blitz: SportsNation Producers Make Michelle Beadle Run Around…

Here is some rare family-friendly hijinks from the ESPN crew. The producers of SportsNation get Michelle Beadle to dress up in a green suit for a fake 3D CGI spot, all in the name of fun. Beadle seems like a good sport about it all but promises revenge all the same. It's just too bad they didn't pull this on Cowherd. » 4/01/12 2:31pm 4/01/12 2:31pm

ESPN Asks, New York And Florida Answer: Nonexistent Knicks-Heat Game…

The Knicks and the Heat are not playing this weekend. They play next Friday—on ESPN. That did not stop Sportsnation from asking if it was the best non-NFL game. Nor did it stop the fine citizens of New York and Florida from responding that yes, of course, it is clearly the best game this weekend. Missouri-Baylor be… » 1/21/12 6:00pm 1/21/12 6:00pm

Inflatable Dong-Tongued Mascot Returns To Eat ESPN's Michelle Beadle

Mackerel Jordan, last seen devouring hapless university athletic department employees, appeared on SportsNation yesterday. After being mocked by Michelle Beadle, the man-fish did what man-fish do best: feast. » 3/11/10 12:50pm 3/11/10 12:50pm