I Was There...Being Paris Hilton's Manslave

Here's an unexpected submission. One of the young men selected to carry Paris Hilton during MTV's Cancun Spring Break shitshow emailed his experience and, I must say, it is something else. » 3/28/10 1:00pm 3/28/10 1:00pm

Farewell To The Old Man At Spring Break

Well, that's the conclusion of Pat Jordan's "Down And Out In Daytona" series. I hope you people enjoyed it as much as we did. Maybe we'll get to do something like this again when we have more money to spend. » 3/26/10 7:25pm 3/26/10 7:25pm

Great Moments In Drunken Spring Break Failure!

Welcome to Great Moments in Drunken Spring Break Failure, where we showcase heartwarming true stories of spring break gone horribly awry. Off we go. » 3/26/10 3:55pm 3/26/10 3:55pm

Harold Reynolds Disputes "Harold Reynolds Spring Break Story"

Yesterday we published a somewhat ridiculous Spring Break story from a reader named Kevin that featured an odd cameo from MLB Network analyst Harold Reynolds. Shockingly, Reynolds claims the story is bogus. » 3/26/10 2:00pm 3/26/10 2:00pm

"Paris Hilton Was Taking It From Behind From Some Rock Star..."

Here are some fun recollections from one former MTV producer who worked on several of the network's debauchery-filled Spring Break broadcasts in the early 2000's. He wishes to remain anonymous. » 3/26/10 1:15pm 3/26/10 1:15pm

Down And Out In Daytona, Part 3: A False-Titted Spring

This is the final installment of Pat Jordan's Spring Break adventure, in which our correspondent attends a wet t-shirt contest and finds America in a state of permanent adolescence and mild arousal. Read Part 1 here and Part 2 here. » 3/26/10 12:00pm 3/26/10 12:00pm

I Was There, Spring Break Edition: Breaking Stuff In Harold Reynolds's…

In 1999, Kevin and a group of friends spent their Spring Break in Orlando, for reasons that surpasseth all understanding. ESPN's Harold Reynolds was there, too. Slapstick ensued. Here is Kevin's story: » 3/25/10 4:00pm 3/25/10 4:00pm

Down And Out In Daytona, Part 2: Among The Fornicators

This is the second installment of Pat Jordan's dispatch from Spring Break. Jordan, the author of A False Spring, took his gun and his cigars to Daytona Beach and filed this report over the mojo wire. Part 1 is here. » 3/25/10 1:25pm 3/25/10 1:25pm

I Was There, Spring Break Edition: I Tattooed My Goddamn Neck

A very special Spring Break story, considering it's my own. Yes, your humble editor was once a student, and a fool. The Bahamas were very welcoming of both. » 3/24/10 7:30pm 3/24/10 7:30pm

I Was There, Spring Break Edition: "He Said, 'How Big Is Your Dick? 6,…

In 2008, Chaz went to Panama City Beach for Spring Break with 10 friends. He found an 11th one night — a very friendly young man in a car. Chaz's story: » 3/24/10 3:40pm 3/24/10 3:40pm

Down And Out In Daytona, Part 1: A Postcard From Spring Break, Circa…

Earlier this month, we sent Pat Jordan, author of A False Spring and a lot of fine sports journalism, down to Daytona Beach for Spring Break. He took a pistol and a van and sent back this report, via fax. » 3/24/10 1:15pm 3/24/10 1:15pm

How To Tap A Fucking Keg

We asked Awl contributor Abe Sauer to write a profanity-filled, Spring Break-themed servicey piece, one that could be useful for both dopey sun-poisoned college kids and backyard BBQ enthusiasts. The Awl agreed to let us borrow its occasional series. Enjoy. » 3/23/10 2:30pm 3/23/10 2:30pm

Pat Jordan Submits His Spring Break Essays To Us Via Fax

...And the first installment will run tomorrow Wednesday. Mr. Jordan cargo van-slummed it in Daytona Beach for us last week to complete this assignment, so pass it along to friends and colleagues because he'll never do this for us again. » 3/22/10 6:15pm 3/22/10 6:15pm

Soak Yourself In Deadspin's Spring Break Week (NSFW)

All week long Deadspin will be celebrating the phenomenon of American Spring Break. There's much to come, but for now, please watch this educational video put together by hairypalmed intern David Matthews, documenting the effects of water on cotton apparel. » 3/22/10 2:50pm 3/22/10 2:50pm

Prepare For Deadspin's Preposterous Spring Break Week, Featuring Pat…

Sometimes we get lofty ideas, ones that seem great in theory, but are impossible to execute and may unexpectedly end with a wounded frog. Here's another: Pat Jordan, revered wildman sportswriter, is covering Spring Break in Daytona Beach for us. » 3/15/10 4:10pm 3/15/10 4:10pm