Down And Out In Daytona, Part 3: A False-Titted Spring

This is the final installment of Pat Jordan's Spring Break adventure, in which our correspondent attends a wet t-shirt contest and finds America in a state of permanent adolescence and mild arousal. Read Part 1 here and Part 2 here. » 3/26/10 12:00pm 3/26/10 12:00pm

Down And Out In Daytona, Part 2: Among The Fornicators

This is the second installment of Pat Jordan's dispatch from Spring Break. Jordan, the author of A False Spring, took his gun and his cigars to Daytona Beach and filed this report over the mojo wire. Part 1 is here. » 3/25/10 1:25pm 3/25/10 1:25pm

Down And Out In Daytona, Part 1: A Postcard From Spring Break, Circa…

Earlier this month, we sent Pat Jordan, author of A False Spring and a lot of fine sports journalism, down to Daytona Beach for Spring Break. He took a pistol and a van and sent back this report, via fax. » 3/24/10 1:15pm 3/24/10 1:15pm

Soak Yourself In Deadspin's Spring Break Week (NSFW)

All week long Deadspin will be celebrating the phenomenon of American Spring Break. There's much to come, but for now, please watch this educational video put together by hairypalmed intern David Matthews, documenting the effects of water on cotton apparel. » 3/22/10 2:50pm 3/22/10 2:50pm