Okay, I'll ask. Who the hell sunbathes at a baseball game? And better yet, who stays in the exact same spot after almost getting killed by an oncoming baseball?
That's nice for her noggin and all, but I maintain that anyone older than 13 who takes a glove to a ballgame and is not a ballplayer is an overt homosexual. It's as overt a sign as kissing another dude.
@Mr. Pennsylvania: My wife and I were at a Pirates game last summer. She may have had a few (I know I did) and I prodded her into loudly mocking a 20-something Melvin with a glove. He seemed really upset. Not pissed. Upset.
@ArkansasFred: True. I mean, the logo looked like Wisconsin mated with a mug of beer. What's better than that? (Except for less Wisconsin and more beer.)
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1. It's day time.
2. You just did.
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That's dangerously close to a "there's a joke in here somewhere about X, I just don't know what it is" comment.
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He only got the ball to trade it to a 12 year old Asian boy...or for one.
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You've never met an ASU coed.
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Well, you have a 50/50 chance it lands on a frame that the video seems to omit, and an equal chance of a lawsuit, so I like those odds.
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Greg Maddux?
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If you are over 11 or 12, you bearhand it
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Also, since he is grown man, not bringing a baseball glove to a game would have helped.
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/hangs head
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