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    Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball

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    Image of NordoftheBlings NordoftheBlings
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
    Rogue Home Run Ball Saves Brewers Fan from Social Interaction with Real Live Bikini Girl
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    Image of sg-dub sg-dub
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
    Christ, will someone please make a "Sunglasses at Night" reference already?
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/02/09

    @sg-dub:


    1. It's day time.

    2. You just did.

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    04/02/09

    @sg-dub:


    That's dangerously close to a "there's a joke in here somewhere about X, I just don't know what it is" comment.

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    Image of Connolly's Concussion Connolly's Concussion
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
    Dude's diving all over, working his heart out, and she's just lying there, covering her face. This clip really hits home for me.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/02/09

    @Connolly's Concussion: That means you are doing it wrong.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
    If he missed, our nation's literacy rate would have risen.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
    Between the guy's nose for balls and the way he avoids chicks he could be Milwaukee's next Jeffrey Dahmer.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/02/09

    @Weed Against Speed:


    He only got the ball to trade it to a 12 year old Asian boy...or for one.

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    Image of Candace Parker C Cups Candace Parker C Cups
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
    Okay, I'll ask. Who the hell sunbathes at a baseball game? And better yet, who stays in the exact same spot after almost getting killed by an oncoming baseball?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/02/09

    @Candace Parker C Cups:


    You've never met an ASU coed.

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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    04/02/09

    @Candace Parker C Cups: A dumb blonde, that's who.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
    He should of let it hit her and save a roofie.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/02/09

    @Hatey McLife: A heroically wise comment.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
    "a vicious home run ball comes rocketing toward her unsuspecting frame ... What do you do?!"


    Well, you have a 50/50 chance it lands on a frame that the video seems to omit, and an equal chance of a lawsuit, so I like those odds.

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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
    But can he save her from a raging case of melanoma?
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
    That's nice for her noggin and all, but I maintain that anyone older than 13 who takes a glove to a ballgame and is not a ballplayer is an overt homosexual. It's as overt a sign as kissing another dude.
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    Image of Mr. Pennsylvania Mr. Pennsylvania
    04/02/09

    @Sarcastro: you and me, we think alike
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/02/09

    @Mr. Pennsylvania: My wife and I were at a Pirates game last summer. She may have had a few (I know I did) and I prodded her into loudly mocking a 20-something Melvin with a glove. He seemed really upset. Not pissed. Upset.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/02/09

    Why, if you're a Brewers fan, would you ever wear that new hat instead of the retro one?
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    04/02/09

    @Sarcastro: Not sure why that came up as a reply to you but, in an indirect way, I'm saying the new Brewers logo is gay.
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/02/09

    @ArkansasFred: True. I mean, the logo looked like Wisconsin mated with a mug of beer. What's better than that? (Except for less Wisconsin and more beer.)
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/02/09

    @ArkansasFred: I didn't quite get the connection either, but you did make a good point. One that you've only made gooder with your subsequent comment.
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    Image of Mr. Pennsylvania Mr. Pennsylvania
    04/02/09

    @Sarcastro: Was it the Melvin's mom or dad that told your wife to stop picking on their boy?
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/02/09

    @Mr. Pennsylvania: Actually it was his mom. Seriously.
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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
    an alert Prince Charming with a shining leather glove came to her rescue at the last possible moment.


    Greg Maddux?

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    Image of J-No J-No
    04/02/09

    @Shakεy: Is it getting warm in here?
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    Image of Mr. Pennsylvania Mr. Pennsylvania
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
    It's sad, he might have had a shot with her were it not for his use of a glove.


    If you are over 11 or 12, you bearhand it

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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/02/09

    @Mr. Pennsylvania: Aren't bearhands paws?
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    Image of Sarcastro Sarcastro
    04/02/09

    @Sarcastro: Oh, yes, I am a pedantic wanker.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brewers Fan Saves Bikini Girl From Rogue Home Run Ball
    I'd be more impressed if he was holding a baby when he made the catch.


    Also, since he is grown man, not bringing a baseball glove to a game would have helped.

     Reply
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    Image of mikedrawcar mikedrawcar
    02/22/09

    In reply to There Are No Alligator Wrestlers In Cleveland's Locker Room
    meh, I like this one better:


    [www.kansascity.com]

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/22/09

    In reply to There Are No Alligator Wrestlers In Cleveland's Locker Room
    How the hell is this the only post under the "Obvious Lies" post?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    02/22/09

    @ClintonPortishead: errr, tag.


    /hangs head

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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    02/22/09

    @ClintonPortishead: The "Obvious Lies" tag does come in different flavors.
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