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    Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get Stabby

    Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.

    Alston Polishing His Offseason Slash Moves

    Who's The Next Punter To Attempt To Kill Off His Competition?

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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    10/08/09

    In reply to Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get Stabby
    he couldn't take the heckling anymore. So he stabbed him in the stomach.

    "Cut that meat! Cut that meat!"
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/08/09

    In reply to Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get Stabby
    We're all really fat in Minnesota! It's true! Except for the one black guy.

    Prince joke.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/08/09

    @Weed Against Speed: So you are saying you're Minnesota Fats?

    /The Hustler joke
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    Edited by MarkKelsosMigraine at 10/08/09 2:08 PM MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/08/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Which explains this:

    More from Local + Metro
    -Wis. man gets jail time for meatpacking plant fire

    Ted Nordegard, 27, of Minneapolis, was found guilty of arson, after his thighs burst into flame while attempting to run away from a security guard. "The heat generated by the extreme friction was quite intense, you betcha" said fire chief Mike Sunderson
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    Image of FEAST FEAST
    10/08/09

    In reply to Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get Stabby
    please bleed gravy.. please bleed gravy ..please bleed gravy..
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/08/09

    In reply to Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get Stabby
    Strange yet True* laws:
    • In OK it's illegal to hunt whales

    • In CO it's illegal to board a plane while it's in mid-air

    • In Minnesota stabbing someone with a blade shorter than 3" from October-March is only a misdemeanor, since it's assumed the blade can't penetrate the winter blubber.

    * may not be true
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    Image of Ol' Leather Pumpkin Ol' Leather Pumpkin
    10/08/09

    In reply to Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get Stabby
    Emily Litella thinks there aren't enough violins during Monday Night Football.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    10/08/09

    In reply to Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get Stabby
    The incident happened at the Leaning Tower of Pizza on Lyndale Avenue S. Hinderaker couldn't be reached for comment.

    Anyone who patronizes such an embarrassingly named restaurant should be stabbed regardless.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/08/09

    @ArkansasFred: So you are saying you won't order from my British-themed eatery God Save the Quiche?
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    Edited by MarkKelsosMigraine at 10/08/09 2:04 PM MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    10/08/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Any association with the British confectionary Westminister Taffy?
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    10/08/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Or my 24-hour Chinese buffet, All Night Wong?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    10/08/09

    @ArkansasFred: Indeed. The place is full of hipsters.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    10/08/09

    @Silent Q: Goddamn Aerosmith and their dickhead lawyers shut down my upscale Hong Kong eatery Wok This Way!
     Reply
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    10/08/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Not after my experience with What About Kabob?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    10/08/09

    @ArkansasFred: You guys really should check out my Russian-Greek fusion street food cart, Gyro of the Soviet Union.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    10/08/09

    @ArkansasFred: Come to think of it, last time I saw someone get stabbed was when I was eating at If You Could Sashimi Now.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    10/08/09

    @David Hume: Upscale? Ha! I'm pretty sure I saw a film crew in there filming your porn film based on the 1842 Treaty of Nanking tentatively titled Meaty Treaty
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    10/08/09

    @Steve U: You can stop at my place for breakfast: Bagels Can't Be Choosers
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/08/09

    @ArkansasFred: What about my Mexican restaurant/Strip clubThe Burrito Box?
     Reply
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    10/08/09

    In reply to Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get Stabby
    Must be why there's no sign of the Jambaroo yet.
     Reply
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    10/08/09

    In reply to Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get Stabby
    The Packer fan naturally used a cheese knife.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    10/08/09

    In reply to Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get Stabby
    He got the knife, with the monogram B.F., from his back.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    10/08/09

    In reply to Philly Fans Aren't The Only Ones Who Get Stabby
    This is why people shouldn't be allowed to carry harpoons.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    10/08/09

    @Gourmet Spud:

    From Hell's Havarti, I stab at thee!
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    Image of Rufus Jackson Rufus Jackson
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    Why would you kill Skoora the Gentle Shark? Would you kill the birds for singing? Would you poison the fish for swimming? Would you shoot the children for laughing?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/12/09

    @Rufus Jackson:


    Skoooooora! Skooooora! Skoora the Gentle...

     Reply
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    Leonard Bernstein approves.
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    We as a society celebrate people who kill sharks, but when someone uses their internship at the National Aquariam and comes in off hours and attempts to make love to a dolphin, I lose my college scholarship. Hypocrites.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/12/09

    @Stev D:


    And there's no way it would have taken you six hours.

     Reply
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    You can stab all the sharks all you want, chief, but I'm still going to point out that sweet panty line.
     Reply
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/12/09

    In reply to Die, Shark. Die, Shark. Die, Shark.
    That shark was harder to take down than Kige Ramsey on a sugar-rampage.
     Reply
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