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    A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy

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    Image of DougOLis DougOLis
    05/26/09

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    I believe the true name for "bat bong" is actually Louisville Chugger
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/26/09

    @DougOLis: Huh. I would have thought "Wesley Pipes."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    05/26/09

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    So the half-eaten legs are just tossed aside, left with just enough meat on the bone for the horse flies to regurgitate on.


    Jesus, this sounds like a deleted scene from Children of Men.


    Seriously, remind me to never go to Indiana for any reason.

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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    05/26/09

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    That's a killer "Andruw Jones at the end of his Braves career" impression.
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    05/26/09

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    ♫ Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves...
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    05/26/09

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    Poor Evan is about to pass out in because he's wearing a black t-shirt and jeans


    Take fashion tips from Will and this is what happens people. Heavens to Betsy!

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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/26/09

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    For three seconds of raw tit they are rewarded with a can of Bush Light.


    It's the Midwest version of the FICA micro loan program.

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    This had to be the most disappointing Indy since the Crystal Skull abomination.


    /Reilly

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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    05/26/09

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    By around lap 46 I was ignoring the cars all together and instead focused on an 45ish-year-old man with a white muscle shirt and an "I Am Indy" hat try to convince a 19-year-old girl to flash for him.


    And Calista Flockhart thought now that she got him to put a ring on her finger, this nonsense would stop.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/26/09

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    Laugh all you want, but that guy is undefeated in the 84-lb. weight class.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    05/26/09

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    Beer for tits? John Daly is enticed by the opportunity to drink for free.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    So you could almost say The Indy 500 Is Decadent And Depraved?
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/26/09

    In reply to A Stroll Through The Infield At Indy
    leaving the gallons of pee to marinate in in the cement holding cell


    How did the scene change suddenly from the Brickyard to Veterans Stadium? I'm confused.

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