Sunday, he sat in a Metrodome executive suite and talked about his refusal to retire until he wins two more Super Bowls. He is convinced he can accomplish that. He sang the praises of Culpepper and said his only regret was that some coaches persuaded him to trade Randy Moss. Otherwise he could have one of the best 1-2 punches in football back together and a winning franchise.

Those damn coaches; always pushing Al around. The Raiders would be winners if not for their constant meddling! Spock! Get me analysis of the Bengals!

Davis Thinks Raiders Can Win Two More Super Bowls [SportsbyBrooks]

At halftime of the Michigan-Ball State game on Saturday, of all people, freaking Picard proved something we've always suspected: Anybody can be a damned band conductor.

Yep, they let Patrick Stewart conduct "Hail To The Victors," and apparently, you just wave your hands in the air furiously. The band, we'd think, has the song pretty much down cold.

(By the way, no offense to Michigan fans, but we find it impossible not to sing, "Hail to those motherfuckers ... hail to those big cocksuckers, hail, hail to Michigan, the assholes of the world!" when we hear this song. We screamed along to this at an Illinois-Michigan game in the mid-90s in the student I-Block section, and it's all we can think of anymore. It actually inspired Bo Schembechler, doing the game on radio, to blast Illinois students on the air, and that's always fun.)