Breakfast Sandwich Smackdown: Dunkin' Donuts Vs. Starbucks

The hyper-importance of breakfast as regards overall physical wellness has been largely discredited, but the first meal of the day is still crucial from a psychological perspective. From a strictly corporeal angle, the totality of your day's calorie and nutrient intake matters more than the composition of any… »5/23/14 2:26pm5/23/14 2:26pm

Clippers Refuse To Deny That Blake Griffin Beat Up Justin Bieber

Earlier this week, writers and editors across the United States became aware of a dumb story about Blake Griffin beating up Justin Bieber in a Hollywood Starbucks. The version linked here, which we believe to be the original and which inexplicably appears to have been shared 418,000 times on Facebook, was so… »2/13/14 6:11pm2/13/14 6:11pm

The Year's Most Insipid Political Gesture, Courtesy Of Former Sonics Owner Howard Schultz

If you buy coffee at a Starbucks in the Washington, DC area today or tomorrow, do not be surprised to find the words "Come Together" scrawled illegibly on your cup. You can blame this on the fact that Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz is a tepid showman masquerading as a bold visionary. »12/27/12 10:55am12/27/12 10:55am

Howard Schultz Gave Out $3.50 Starbucks Gift Cards: An Insider's Notes On The Shabby Death Of The Seattle SuperSonics

For those fans who believe that the only acceptable NBA champion is any team that's not the Miami Heat, the tempting choice is Oklahoma City. The Thunder have Kevin Durant's superlative set of skills, Russell Westbrook's freakish athleticism, and James Harden's 1840s prospector's beard. They are young and charming,… »5/03/12 2:49pm5/03/12 2:49pm