The State of the Union Is Dumb Hacks Writing Garbage Speeches

Six years into the Obama presidency, I thought we'd finally run out of hotshot administration bros the political press could glowingly profile in exchange for future access to meaningless scooplets. I was wrong. » 1/20/15 3:45pm 1/20/15 3:45pm

Let's All Watch Marco Rubio's Panicked Drink Of Water In Extreme Slow…

It was the swig heard 'round the world. Florida senator Marco Rubio, tasked with delivering the official Republican response to President Obama's State of the Union address, found himself parched and distant from the necessary tool to quench that burning fire. In other words, he was thirsty. Usually in these… » 2/12/13 11:25pm 2/12/13 11:25pm