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Let's All Watch Marco Rubio's Panicked Drink Of Water In Extreme Slow…

It was the swig heard 'round the world. Florida senator Marco Rubio, tasked with delivering the official Republican response to President Obama's State of the Union address, found himself parched and distant from the necessary tool to quench that burning fire. In other words, he was thirsty. Usually in these… » 2/12/13 11:25pm 2/12/13 11:25pm