Here's ESPN Sideline Reporter Lewis Johnson Interviewing A Statue Of A…

Only the latest entry in the recent tradition of sideline reporters "interviewing" animals or objects that, because they are not possessed of human intelligence, cannot respond to any questions. Background: that's a statue, and Lewis Johnson is a person, and he asks it questions, and it remains completely still and… » 9/29/12 3:30pm 9/29/12 3:30pm

After Whining About It, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar Will Get A Statue At The…

Last year, the Lakers unveiled a life-sized bronze statue of Jerry West outside the Staples Center, joining other L.A. sports luminaries Magic Johnson, Chick Hearn, Wayne Gretzky, and Oscar De La Hoya. But one Lakers legend was nonplussed. Kareem Abdul-Jabbar asked the Sporting News, as politely as he could, where's my … » 8/27/12 6:35pm 8/27/12 6:35pm

Here's Video Of The Nick Saban Statue Descending "From The Clouds Of…

Not one to be outdone by statue-unveiling Florida and/or statue-announcing Auburn, the Crimson Tide made a nine-foot statue of Nick Saban available for everyone in Tuscaloosa to see yesterday. » 4/17/11 4:00pm 4/17/11 4:00pm

The Truth Behind Those Terrible Texas Statues Is Sorta Revealed

Remember the terracotta-army-like statues that Texas threw up recently? Well, there's a sign now that explains that the statues are to honor specific people, but remain generic as statues. The old "it sucks on purpose" defense hasn't been this transparent since The Room. » 11/04/10 6:30pm 11/04/10 6:30pm