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Sir, You Seem To Have Dropped Your Terrible Towel

For those of you out there whose Mondays feel incomplete without a naked picture of a Pittsburgh Steeler, your day is about to pick up a bit. First, it was kicker Jeff Reed, snapping a picture of his freshly shorn pubis region then having it hit the web. Now, wide receiver Santonio Holmes has allegedly been snapped without his uniform (or anything else on), while standing with his arms seductively raised in an unidentifiable shower, which is most likely not Heinz Field. (Extremely NSFW photo after the jump. Unless, of course, your job is to search for photos of black penises all day. Those people might get a raise. ) More »

2:20 PM on Mon Apr 21 2008
By DAULERIO
46,482 views, 82 comments

Latest by Dewey Decimal System: Apparently, one person has taken Mr. Holmes' brown thermos to lunch a few times. Hopefully, her cervix survived that anaconda attack. "Oh please! I've taken bigger ones." -Kim Kardashian more »