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Jen P
07/24/09

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I have to agree with him on one point: As a relatively recent transplant to New Hampshire, I absolutely LOVE hearing people say "wicked re-tahded."
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BummerItsDaley
07/24/09

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It's like watching a sweater get caught on a nail and unravel in front of my very eyes.
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I_Like_Rabbits
07/24/09

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Holy shit! Stephon Marbury just became must see for me.

I love watching crazy people rant/ramble/rant ramble online.

As far as I'm concerned, THIS IS THE "REALITY TV" I WANT TO SEE! Holy shit, that is probably the best entertainment I've seen online EVER!

And the transcription so it reads just like he said it is fantabulous!

It makes you wonder, how do people like this function while interacting with the rest of us?

I can't wait to get off work and get home so i can smoke this awesome weed my buddy got for me. i might actually die laughing. literally.

Pay attention to the obituaries in Kitsap County this weekend. If you see a 30 year old male was found dead with no obvious signs as to why, pot was found nearby, and he also appeared to be playing either CoD4 or Battlefield 1943, it's me!

p.s: Honestly, in another tab will also probably be Fleshbot or another porn site they linked to. What can I say? I'm 30 and I got dumped less than 2 months before my wedding and I'm still in the 'never leave the house and sit around all day being a loser' phase.
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comment_ninja
07/24/09

@I_Like_Rabbits: Next time you use this space as a Dear Diary entry you are done.
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Steve U
07/24/09

@comment_ninja: +1
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I_Like_Rabbits
07/24/09

@comment_ninja: Who the fuck are you and why are you stalking me?

Is your complaint that I write more than 5 syllables?

P.s: i know there's the new 'rules' on Gawker, but your threat is kind of silly, wouldn't you agree?
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Jen P
07/24/09

@I_Like_Rabbits: Apparently, threats are not silly when you have the ability to actually carry them out.
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comment_ninja
07/24/09

@I_Like_Rabbits:
Woops.

p.s.
Answers:
1. I am the comment ninja.
2. Think of terrible comments/commenters as my bat signal.

3. That is not my complaint.
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ScientificMapp
07/24/09

@comment_ninja: I've been a big fan of I_Like_Rabbits for some time now, by pretending that it's performance art. His ironic anti-Facebook avatar is the cat's pajamas. Please, dear Ninja, at least not in the face.
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Steve U
07/24/09

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Do I believe in aliens?" Stephon Marbury asked. "I don't know, because I've never seen one.

That's funny, because you were traded for one c. 1999.
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ClintonPortishead
07/24/09

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But I believe in Jesus because I saw him in the shower the other day.

Thus explaining why Tim Donaghy is a new convert to the Church of Big Black Cock.
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FEAST
07/24/09

@ClintonPortishead: +1 Spring Thomas membership
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quick
07/24/09

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Could you imagine the conversation if you put Starbury, Gary Busey, and Ted Nugent in the same room? You'd have to take meth just to listen.
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FEAST
07/24/09

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I've got $100 on prescription pills (-2500)
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ScientificMapp
07/24/09

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And I'm gonna pay you 6 percent of whatever you bring to the table.

"Awesome! What's 6 percent of jack shit?"
-Jared Jeffries
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Starburied
07/24/09

@ScientificMapp: +1.
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Starburied
07/24/09

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I must say, if the Knicks paying him $42 million dollars these last two years and destroying his perspective on reality somehow contributed to his showing today, it was worth every single penny. This is just fantastic.
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dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
07/24/09

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"Do I believe in aliens?"
I'm just going to assume his head exploded after what I am sure was an existential inner struggle for the ages.
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MitchKayak
07/24/09

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Ocho Cinco is intrigued by his ideas and wants him to be his new roommate.
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