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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11/15/09

    In reply to Some Sports Test For Steroids; Others Only Care If You're Dealing
    How could tennis not have been number one? Wasn't Martina Hingis suspended for two years for using cocaine? #steroids
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    11/15/09

    @Steve U: Pretty sure Agassi admitting to smoking meth for years without punishment put a damper on their score. #steroids
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible
    Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible

    What? Did he claim that the ESPN employee he banged was good-looking? #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible
    Does anyone else have a strange desire for a cheeseburger? #markcuban
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    10/21/09

    @Drunken_Donuts: I know I'm going to Wendy's today. It's just a question of now or later. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @Drunken_Donuts: Just wait until Gawker introduces "BurgerBlog," a blog written from the perspective of a Double Bacon Cheeseburger. #markcuban
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    10/21/09

    In reply to Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible
    I think you've butchered his stance via the incomplete quote there, Tommy. You'll make ESPN in no time. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @ClintonPortishead: From the article:

    "I'll get killed for saying this ... but I'm not so against steroids if they're administered under proper supervision and there is no long-term damage," Cuban said.

    So what's been butchered? #markcuban
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    10/21/09

    @We Are All Lance Uppercut: Read the quote from Tommy again. As constructed, the last clause reads as Cuban making a declarative statement that steroids are not unhealthy. Not exactly what he's saying. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @ClintonPortishead: That's verbatim from the ESPN story. #markcuban
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    10/21/09

    @Tommy Craggs: My fault. Butchered was too strong. That quote is just not an accurate summary of his point, that's all. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @ClintonPortishead: Ah. In fairness, that last sentence contains two conditional clauses and no main clause, so the whole thing came pre-butchered. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @ClintonPortishead: for some reason, the term "pissing in the punchbowl" comes to mind. #markcuban
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    10/21/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac: That's funny, "holding a grudge" comes to mine. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @ClintonPortishead: You are correct, to a certain extent. I don't like you. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese... mac: Meaniehead! #markcuban
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    10/21/09

    In reply to Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible
    Oh, look...the pallbearers outfit from the Freddie Mercury funeral. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    @Karlifornia: +1. Inspired stuff. #markcuban
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    10/21/09

    In reply to Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible
    I heard Cuban is financing a controversial film, directed by Brian DePalma, about teste shrinkage titled Redacted 2: Where My Nuts At? #markcuban
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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    10/21/09

    In reply to Mark Cuban Says Something Sensible
    1 Million Dead Professional Wrestlers can't be wrong. #markcuban
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    09/27/09

    In reply to Baseball And Steroids: Corporate Synergy!
    Give some to Chipper Jones, please.
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    Image of Las Goteras Las Goteras
    09/23/09

    In reply to Mark McGwire's Insurance Policy Required Him To Take The Stuff That Inspired Our National 'Roids Hysteria
    You know you've fucked up when it takes a decade for your lawyers to come up with a remotely plausible excuse for your actions.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    09/23/09

    In reply to Mark McGwire's Insurance Policy Required Him To Take The Stuff That Inspired Our National 'Roids Hysteria
    Alligators, Body Parts, Fantasy Leagues

    Coincidentally, this is the title of that screenplay that Bill Simmons keeps mailing me.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    09/23/09

    In reply to Mark McGwire's Insurance Policy Required Him To Take The Stuff That Inspired Our National 'Roids Hysteria
    How would we have told the kids that their hero was someone who had violated the terms of his insurance policy?

    What about the tragic tale of Dan Snyder violating State Farm's strict "No Scrubs" Policy?
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    09/23/09

    In reply to Mark McGwire's Insurance Policy Required Him To Take The Stuff That Inspired Our National 'Roids Hysteria
    I'd like an expose of the early years of SNL when Lorne Michaels forced Joe Piscopo into the terrible world of steroids and lousy impressions of beloved pop culture figures.
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    09/23/09

    In reply to Mark McGwire's Insurance Policy Required Him To Take The Stuff That Inspired Our National 'Roids Hysteria
    Or he could not have insured his ankle. Right?
    I mean, its not like the insurance company was threatening to murder his parents if he didn't keep doing andro.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    09/23/09

    In reply to Mark McGwire's Insurance Policy Required Him To Take The Stuff That Inspired Our National 'Roids Hysteria
    those impressionable souls who a few generations earlier, if I recall, took to high-powered hallucinogens en masse because of baseball's permissiveness toward Dock Ellis

    In next week's issue of Illogical Comparisons, Tommy tells you of the eerie similarities between the current economic crisis and the murder of Sharon Tate.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    09/23/09

    @ClintonPortishead: I'm pretty sure Vincent Bugliosi already wrote a 2,500 page book dispelling any similarities.
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    Image of We Are All Lance Uppercut We Are All Lance Uppercut
    09/23/09

    In reply to Mark McGwire's Insurance Policy Required Him To Take The Stuff That Inspired Our National 'Roids Hysteria
    National Underwriter magazine — "the most outspoken newsmagazine in the property-casualty insurance industry"

    Hey hey hey ... what about Self-Insured Retentions Illustrated?
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    09/23/09

    @We Are All Lance Uppercut: +1 for the handle.
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    09/23/09

    @We Are All Lance Uppercut: Doesn't Will write for that?
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