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    Image of AdamAnaxagoras AdamAnaxagoras
    07/25/09

    In reply to I Know Steve Bartman And This Man Is No Steve Bartman
    There is a four foot separation from the bleachers and the fence at U.S Comiskular. Unless this fan is Dahlsim from Street Fighter he's not going to interfere. But, why let any facts get in the way of writing an article? That just makes real events like perfect games and perfect game preserving home run thefts boring. I heard that Optimus Prime and the G.I. Joe Pathfinder are set to be acquired by the Nationals prior to the trade deadline. I also saw several pictures of this journalist's bookcase. It was filled with Pulitzer Prizes and a Sherlock Holmes detective set.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    07/25/09

    In reply to I Know Steve Bartman And This Man Is No Steve Bartman
    Of course he should feel bad. He's at a White Sox game.

    http://www.instantrimshot.com/
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    07/25/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: Rimming yourself? I'm both disappointed and impressed.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    07/25/09

    @ScientificMapp: I don't even remember typing that. My bad jokes have become self-aware!
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    Image of Tiger_Tanaka Tiger_Tanaka
    06/12/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Wrigley Field
    The men's room with the giant pee trough in the middle. My eyes. God help me, my eyes.


    More ugly cocks than the entire Red Sox line-up.

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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    06/12/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Wrigley Field
    Well that just made me cross Wrigley field off my list of stadiums to visit. I'm glad I went to Yankees Stadium last season before you guys could ruin it for me... and you know before they closed it.


    /it was a dump too
    //but it was worth it

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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/12/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Wrigley Field
    The only thing I remember from my Wrigley Field experience:


    Cubs!
    (WOO!)
    Cubs!
    (WOO!)
    Cubs!
    (WOO!)
    Cubs!
    (WOO!)


    "Does that guy live in the stadium?"
    "Depends if you call the sewer grate outside the main gate part of the stadium."

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    Image of Bluenatic Bluenatic
    06/12/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Wrigley Field
    You'll miss it when it's gone.
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    Image of BruschisBrewsky BruschisBrewsky
    06/12/09

    @Bluenatic: As someone who thought that about both the Boston Garden and Foxboro Stadium:


    No, no you won't.

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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    06/12/09

    @BruschisBrewsky: What exactly about Foxboro made you think you would miss it exactly?
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    06/12/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Wrigley Field
    Could have saved yourself 958 words by just posting, "Home of the Cubs."
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    Image of Juancho Juancho
    06/12/09

    @TheStarterWife: isn't it hard to stomach that the Pirates play in such a beautiful ballpark? At least the crap is confined to the field.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    06/12/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Wrigley Field
    Wrigley Field now exists somewhere between the twin poles of piety and unholy, shit-faced crapulence.
    So Wrigley is a church lock-in?
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/12/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Wrigley Field
    "Wrigley has laid claim to the sort of virginal purity..."


    by metaphorically blue balling their fans worse than a homeschooled Baylor freshman.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    06/12/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Wrigley Field
    The trough urinals below the bleachers are the last straw. Stagefright is a bitch.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    06/12/09

    @ScientificMapp: seconded. but nothing 8 beers won't fix
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    06/12/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Wrigley Field
    Just be happy that all the urine and vomit now flows towards the Mississippi River.
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    Image of Billy Clyde Puckett Billy Clyde Puckett
    06/12/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Wrigley Field
    Seriously...here's the thing: If you go to Wrigley once or twice a year or every couple of years, or once or twice in your life, you overlook all that shit.


    It's when you try to go 7-10 times a year, or regularly, that all the things that are in other stadiums that you miss just come up and stand in your way while you're trying to watch the game (or they would----but they don't exist! Those must be the beer vendors) and you can only get away from them by going to take a whiz in a trough in the men's room.

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    Image of Quake 'n' Shake Quake 'n' Shake
    06/12/09

    @Billy Clyde Puckett: I felt much the same way about Fenway when I lived near Boston. I went because it was major league baseball, but that park is way overrated.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    06/12/09

    @Quake 'n' Shake: Don't worry I think a few more seats are going be squeezed in there.
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    06/12/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Wrigley Field
    Oh boy, I can't wait for Sunday!
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    Image of Jehovahs Witness Protection Program Jehovahs Witness Protection Program
    06/12/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Wrigley Field
    It's fitting, too, that Wrigley was where, in everyone's favorite overrated baseball film, The Natural, Glenn Close chose to stand her white ass up in a shaft of God's own sunlight


    Actually ... the entire film was shot in Buffalo. But All-High made for a hell of a stunt double!

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    Image of Jehovahs Witness Protection Program Jehovahs Witness Protection Program
    06/12/09

    @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Sorry, that should have been funny.


    (*ahem*) Can you believe they managed to bring both God and sunlight to Buffalo in any one day out of the last century? Did Halley's Comet also drop by for scotch and a cigar?

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    Image of The Mighty Pigs The Mighty Pigs
    06/12/09

    @Jehovahs Witness Protection Program: Can you believe a movie company actually shot something in Buffalo other than the Falls?
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/12/09

    @The Mighty Pigs: Hey, Tom Golisano is banging Monica Seles! TO has the key to the city! It is morning in Buffalo!


    /opens pill bottle, eats entire contents, goes to sleep

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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    06/12/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Wrigley Field
    Jesus Christ, Lee Elia, get over it already!
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