Steve Francis Gets Choked Out With His Own Chain At A Rap Show

When we last checked in on former NBA player Steve Francis, he was sadly pouring booze on himself at the club. This latest chapter in the post-basketball life of Steve Francis sees him getting his chain stolen at a rap show in Houston this past weekend. » 3/03/15 11:30am 3/03/15 11:30am

Steve Francis Pours Booze All Over Himself In A Club

It's time for yet another edition of What the Hell is Going on With Steve Francis? Today's episode takes us to a club in Miami, where Francis was filmed grooving to "Drunk in Love" by himself while pouring booze all over his own head and face. At the end, he just falls right the hell over. It's all very sad. » 5/06/14 5:16pm 5/06/14 5:16pm

Steve Francis Isn't Looking So Good These Days, You Guys

Former NBA star Steve Francis recently attended some sort of event in Luizhou, a prefecture in China's Guangxi region, at which many unfortunate photos were taken. Francis is only 37 years old, but he looks rough. » 1/10/14 5:52pm 1/10/14 5:52pm

Steve Francis Is Being Sued For $9,000 In Missed Payments On A 1964…

We haven't heard from Steve Francis in a while. Last we checked in, he was being welcomed like a king in China—then left his team after playing less than 14 minutes. Seems he's living back in Houston (in a pretty nice house, so don't worry about Stevie), and buying classic cars, and, allegedly, not paying for them. » 10/25/12 4:00pm 10/25/12 4:00pm

Everybody Feared The Worst When Old Man Brent Musburger Went Rogue In…

Your morning roundup for July 23, the day after we learned that high-school tennis coaches really might want to stay away from strip-club ownership. » 7/23/11 10:00am 7/23/11 10:00am

Stevie Franchise Attempts To Scratch His Frontal Lobe

This is just dag nasty. But at least the Orlando Magic guard has found an activity to keep him occupied while bench-riding. I love the reaction these guys had while watching the horrifying booger excavation take place. » 3/15/10 9:20am 3/15/10 9:20am

The Economy Is Booming, All Is Well

Club Seat has compiled a list of the most overpaid players in the NBA this season. Combined salaries of Raef LaFrentz and Steve Francis? $32,584,775. Combined game appearances? 0. [Club Seat] » 4/10/09 1:15pm 4/10/09 1:15pm

Couple Of Knicks, Just Hangin' Out

Inspired by this photo of New York Knicks malcontents Stephon Marbury and Steve Francis, deranged NBA blogger J.E. Skeets imagines what a sideline conversation between the two might go like. » 3/22/06 2:00pm 3/22/06 2:00pm

Larry Brown Suicide Watch: Day 2

A reader tips us to the photo that was on the ESPN front this morning: "You know how they say 'a picture's worth a thousand words?' Check out this photo from the front page of's web site this morning. Larry Brown's countenance pretty much sums it up. Funny picture." » 2/23/06 12:45pm 2/23/06 12:45pm

A Penny For Your NBA Thoughts

As the NBA trading deadline looms, it will be hard to top the big trade that brought Steve Francis to New York — thus insuring an NBA championship for the Knicks next season (just kidding, they're doomed). The Knicks sent Penny Hardaway and Trevor Ariza to Orlando. Personally, we think the trade makes as much sense… » 2/23/06 10:15am 2/23/06 10:15am

Francis-Mobley The New Manning-Chesney

We had a few people tell us about this, but we still hadn't gotten around to reading ESPN: The Magazine — to steal Gregg Easterbrook's classic line, published on Earth: The Planet — and it's reportedly amazing story about the unusual "friendship" between former teammates Cuttino Mobley and Steve Francis. » 11/04/05 9:41am 11/04/05 9:41am