Why Your Hometown Columnist Sucks: Steve Kelley

"Steve Kelley looked at his column.

He had only one sentence so far, so he hit the "enter" key and described it.

Then he did that for the second sentence, and he was three paragraphs in. Soon, his column-inch target would be met.

But not soon enough for Kelley."

Our thanks to DMZ at U.S.S.Mariner.com for this apt… » 1/03/06 1:15pm 1/03/06 1:15pm