In sports, everyone is a winner—some people just win better than others. Like Steve Lavin, who is not only young, well-groomed and gainfully employed, but also married to an attractive human female that (presumably) has sex with him.
We don't even pretend to know what's going on here. Former UCLA basketball coach Steve Lavin and the fetching Mary Ann Jarou have moved their wedding from Laguna Beach to ... Europe? [Bruin Nation]